[wheezing-whirl]

reading iwtv and i got to the part where louis and claudia escape lestat and where the English man is telling them ab what he saw and shii and when i tell you i have nooooo idea what is happening i literally don’t know

[wheezing-whirl]

update: Im stoopid and definitely read that wrong 👌

[wheezing-whirl]

reading iwtv and i got to the part where louis and claudia escape lestat and where the English man is telling them ab what he saw and shii and when i tell you i have nooooo idea what is happening i literally don’t know

[theroundbartable]

Imagine Arthur hates Merlin.

No no, wait, it's not about magic this time and it doesn't contradict his love for him, just -

He hates that Merlin is always right.

He hates that Merlin is the only person he can trust, is the only person always honest with him, who always puts him first.

He hates that Merlin is unavailable. Too far away. Born too lowly, born a man.

And he hates that Merlin is always the one who brings the bad news. That Merlin tells him who betrayed the crown. That it's Merlin who spots evil before Arthur is ready to even consider it. As I said, Arthur hates that Merlin is always right.

And maybe he begins to connect the bad stuff with him. To associate Merlin's truth with disaster. It hurts to see him. Carefree, clumsy, wonderful Merlin, who knows Arthur's biggest flaws, who told Arthur and forgave him for not believing him, for causing deaths.

So, when Merlin's magic is revealed, a part of Arthur is relieved. That not all of it was always the truth. That Merlin made mistakes too that are just as consequential as Arthur's own. A part of Arthur is glad that the worst, most hurtful betrayal reveals only that Arthur's shame had never been only his to bear. That finally, he has someone to share it with.

[wheezing-whirl]

Reading interview with the vampire … Did Lestat just name Claudia

[tiredegggo]

Charlotte Bronte, Jane Eyre

[19-020221]

was ugly crying and then prime started to autoplay the pilot for supernatural

[crowley-anthony]

The Beginning | The End

[atdawn]

You have to believe, Arthur. You’re destined to be Albion’s greatest king.

MERLIN 4.13 (The Sword in the Stone, Pt.2)

[thesungod]

bbc merlin writers trying so hard fighting for their life not to say the word soulmate because if they did the romantic subtext between merlin and arthur would stop being a subtext will always be soooo funny to me. they were constantly making the characters say shit like “he is my destiny” “i was born to be at arthur’s side” “merlin needs to be with arthur forever or camelot will burn down” “if you two are ever apart from each other arthur is going to explode into a million little pieces” like okay bro

[sewer-sermon]

NONE OF YOU ARE EXEMPT FROM THIS 🫵

[miittchan]

hair touch

[miittchan]

genuinely how dare he be that handsome

[gwendeeagain]

ao3 does in fact have a reccomendations tab and it's called going to your favorite author's bookmarks list

[lotharbarbarian]

Lord of the rings from Saurons perspective is a fucking fever dream because he started by reforming his essence into some physical form in mirkwood and before he even has enough strength to feel that the ring was even in the same forest as him he gets chased off by a group of wizards and elves looking to fuck some shit up. There goes his plan to get a dragon on his side

So he holds up in mordor gathering a new army, and only after about a century is he strong enough to do cool magic shit again, by that time however the ring hadnt been used in decades so there were no whispers of it except oops we found this weird little fucker who keeps yelling about his fucking precious, better go check out “shire baggins” whatever the fuck that is

So he finds out a fucking hobbit has his ring which in middle earth terms is like finding out mr magoo has your fucking nuclear launch codes. So he starts sending wave after wave of his own men to get the ring and they keep failing cause this fucking hobbit has friends. He has his homie saruman send some uruk-hai to get them and then sends some goblins to make sure everything goes right but for no apparent reason they stop reporting in, (something about horses and trees?) so he sends a guy to ask saruman straight out wheres my fucking ring and saruman straight up lies about it. Next thing he hears saruman has launched an all our invasion of rohan with 10000 uruk-hai so rip the bronies right? Nope the next day his army is defeated and saruman has fucking vanished.

Confused as fuck now sauron gets a fucking phone call from a god damn hobbit (ITS YOU!) but all he gets out of the little sovereign citizen is some shit about “i do not answer questions” and next thing he hears the hobbit has gone to fucking gondor. Alright send fucking everything we got, take gondor do whatever it takes get my fucking ring back. And what does he have to worry about right? After all even if rohan helps he’ll still win. Wtf is that an army of ghosts???!?!?!?

So then hes sitting there with his diminished army trying to figure out his next plan of attack and he gets another fucking phone call from the god damn great grandson of the prick who cut off his ring in the first place. “Oi cunt i got ur ring and im gonna fuc u up m8!” *click*

Goody he thinks, this arrogant sob is gonna bring my ring right to me, time to throw everything i got at this bastard. So then the fight starts hes super excited cause hes clearly winning and OH DEAR GOD MY RING IS IN THE VOLCANO HOW THE FU- *dies*

Now hes a weird ghost thing that cant ever do anything but lament how big a prick he is

[cesnail]

Thorin must have been so hurt when he realized Bilbo lied to him

Cause I’m saying the acorn was a proposal and the mithril was an acceptance (I’m pretty sure that was the order of events)

But then Thorin learns after that, Bilbo gave the eleves and riverfolk the arkenstone

He was acting weird and asked what he had and was shown the acorn, Thorin in the depth of his paranoia now correctly sees that in the moment the stone was being hidden from him

He didn’t trust his own family in that moment, but the one person he did trust was who ultimately betrayed him (for good reason)

AND THEY ONLY MADE UP RIGHT BEFORE HIS DEATH

Bilbo probably thought that after Thorin learned the stone was given away the two of them would never speak again

[misandriste]

morgana x guinevere ᥫ᭡ 1.13, “le morte dʼarthur”

[skj-weebmam]

Another day, another mission…