Sea Snail

I’m going to lie then steal your ribs :)) om nom nom

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[cesnail]

Hummingbird Moths are aptly named cause I genuinely thought a hummingbird flew into my area

That bitch was a pain to catch, but I’m glad it’s safe

It was a cutie though

Now who sent Hawk Moth after me?

It’s their other name, and I wanted to make the joke

[cesnail]

Top 10 things not to do when trying to sleep

#10 Think of all the media that would be irreversibly lost if we were all petrified like in Dr Stone

#9 Rearrange your-

Hey wait guys, what’s that bright green light?

[cesnail]

I think these two should kiss

Make Shawn his third divorce

[cesnail]

My favorite part of eating peas is not tasting them

I collect a mouthful of peas and swallow them all at once

[cesnail]

I want to make doodles

I need ideas of doodles to draw

[cesnail]

I was given a prompt elsewhere

“A snail and a knight fighting. The snail is winning”

First sketch (My favorite)

Second sketch

[cesnail]

I want to make doodles

I need ideas of doodles to draw

[immadeckyou]

Tapdancing flamingo in a baseball cap

[cesnail]

Oh no, he lost his shoe! it’s a shame he can’t tie his laces…

[cesnail]

I want to make doodles

I need ideas of doodles to draw

[cesnail]

I realized I never posted the pictures I drew high of my friend dying in repo- always near me, all 4 in one night

There’s more if I ever draw them

[cesnail]

Fuck you- I’m stealing your likes and interests, they’re mine now

[cesnail]

Here me out-

7 sided Venn diagram

[immadeckyou]

Scrolling through Tumblr used to be something I did just out of boredom, but seeing my friends posts is making me have the urge to actually interact on here... unintentional peer pressure. Drats.

[cesnail]

Te he :))

[lesbian-aunt]

can you imagine the dwarves' reaction when Bilbo disappears to "take care of something important in the Shire" and comes back a year later with a little lad that looks like the love child of him and Thorin?

[cesnail]

Let’s play a game of spot the differences between two of my favorite characters :))

…hmmm

Anyways

[attheendhello]

you heard it. reblog if u support yuri

[cesnail]

Well fuck, I have to reblog

[bunniope]

if you want pluto to be a planet so bad get out there and fuck it with your penis so it gets big and pregnant. otherwise don't talk to me about it

[everentropy]

@need-him-pregnant-poll

I don't think Pluto is "male" but this feels like it falls under the same umbrella

[cesnail]

Pluto is the Roman form of Hades

So… get that man pregnant

[cesnail]

“He’s been out there for days. He doesn’t sleep. He barely eats.” Bilbo about Thorin

“That look. That terrible need. It is a fierce and jealous love, Bilbo” oldest elf *I meant dwarf

Dragon sickness? No no— rut

Clearly Thorin has become possessive of Bilbo because he’s his fated mate

Actually, yeah, cause that’s why he’s able to break free to help biblo

And nd his death will leave a lasting impression on Boblo, he always feels the absence of Thorin

And why he never finds another life *lover

On one hand I love the idea Hobbits will have multiple partners *but that makes more heartbreaking that he doesn’t

On the other I kinda love the idea of having one partner in their lifetime because I like sad

Though with how the souls of elves are that might be for a better fit

… but that also might just be dnd elves who I’m thinking of cause they reincarnate *I was thinking of DnD elves, but Tolkien elves do also reincarnate with a different process

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The white writing was me last night, in a state of tired delirium

*The blue is my new additions and fixes today

This feels like the equivalent of writing a paper drunk and editing it sober