its time for a change

Nik he/him/20

[daifei]

le faune

[prinnay]

memento mori

[ruinedchildhood]

My internet wont work 90s/2000s starter pack

[angelofdumpsterfires]

it’s almost that time of the year :)

[southerntinkerbelle]

[conspiring-limabean]

how do you guys feel about the fact that these two characters exist in the same universe

[pocket-deer-belly]

[only-tiktoks]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

The Boys, unlike other species of men, have strong communal bonds and if you ever get one you NEED to get at least 2 or 3 others for them to socialize with. A single The Boys will suffer from depression and will naturally start screaming out his discord handle to attract other The Boys.

[standuptragicomedy]

I’m sick of that “inspiration porn but make it an ~*~ overwrought metaphor ~*~” poem so I wrote something better.

[catchymemes]

Apparently goats love tomatoes

[tiktoks-we-like]

[callunavulgaris]

I fell in love with this chicken on sight….and I knew I had to draw her. What an iconic, confused little lass.

[precision-instrument]

Absolutely love the vibes this guy is bringing to the table

[filthyprotozoan]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

Oh cool, a bite-sized version of my favourite ice cream! But wait...what's this?

NEW AND EXCLUSIVE ALLERGENS?

[iwilleatyourenglish]

also been like… meticulously screenshotting convos with my boyfriend for two months because i felt like maybe i was exaggerating how often he did one specific thing but no

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[judeiscariot]

literally the only celebrity allowed to speak

[thiefnessman]

i like how he dressed up as god for this joke

[tricktster]

it’s so hot here that last night i discovered my trader joe’s chocolate wedges, one of which was meant to be my cheeky before bed treat, had fully liquified

in their normal form, they look like this

alas i thought to myself, setting the small round circular tin down on the far side of the bedside table. none of this for me this tonight, i thought, applying my nightly coat of working hands hand cream

in its normal form it looks like this

i woke up at 4 am and went to the bathroom. had to wash my hands obviously. had to moisturize them afterwards, in the dark, too.

needless to say, the first thing I appreciated when it was, at last, bright enough to see this morning was an

absolute

fucking

calamity.

[mmolia]

Well were your hands moisturised?

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[casperscareschool]

x

[unseelie]

someone lost this at my work 🤨

[daglout]