whensuddenlycats

She/her. I strive to reach greater and greater platitudes.

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[whensuddenlycats]

(No pressure to actually reblog I just thought it was funny)

[parkchanwoohoo]

[whensuddenlycats]

Awwww

Oh those pieces are gonna get lost immediately

Awwww

... 🎶 One of these things are not like the other 🎵

Awwwwee

[whensuddenlycats]

Would you like to see my latest Bad Art™ well too bad I'm showing you anyway this is called it is really friggin hot and the clocks and the concept of Time Itself have evaporated and now we've moved on to Melting Cats and also fuck AI

[animentality]

[whensuddenlycats]

There's a writing competition in the ESL extracurricular I teach in, and to qualify they must do all of their writing during class with a physical paper and writing implement, with their phones in a box on the teacher's desk. I was listing off format ideas for the class and when I mentioned they could write a song, one kid burst out "a song? Like with RHYMES?? You can't just do that without AI!" - to the vehement nods of his classmates.

And a part of me gets it. I know how hard writing is, especially in a language you're not yet fluent in. I have been there, myself. And I did a pretty bad job, but it was so important for my brain.

The thing is, this is my Star Pupil™. He's Gifted™, passionate about learning and he buckles down and does the assigned work with minimal complaints.

Being a teacher in 2026 is to oscillate wildly between hope and despair for the future. This is the next generation of, well, everyone. Every job, every voice, every historical movement. They are brimming with potential just like any other group of humans and we are poisoning their minds and draining their water sources. And I don't know how to fix it.

[yesornopolls]

The world’s average height is 159cm (5’3”) to 171 cm (5’7”). Are you in the average range?

The world’s average height is 159cm (5’3”) to 171 cm (5’7”). Are you in the average range?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 30

[whensuddenlycats]

No wait hang on

I am 159cm and 5"2

And also half asleep bc voted as soon as I saw 159. Also I didn't even see the second half- I was just dumbfounded that I was exactly average look did I mention I'm half asleep not glasses even cannot do the think

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[whensuddenlycats]

Seems to me he's going to get "milk" from the milkman

[eunnieboo]

pink in the night

[sourcherrymagiks]

If there is a time I don’t reblog this it will be because the apocalypse got me

[kingjinxii]

also the creator confirmed the brunette girl is trans!!

[hoodiedeer]

Reminder, if you ever pay someone for a commission on Paypal (NSFW OR NOT) you SHUT THE FUCK UP in any text box it gives you.

(No this does not mean try to be a snarky comedian and say it was "bomb materials" or "fuck u" or whatever. Don't play with people's livelihoods, just shut the fuck up and don't type anything at all, it's not that hard.)

[whensuddenlycats]

People who learned a second language, especially English, what helped the most? (If you don't mind, please elaborate and/or specify what DIDN'T work in the comments/reblog)

Learning in a classroom setting (What was most important? Grammar? Vocabulary?)

Private lessons

An app like duolingo

Watching TV/Videos/Movies with subtitles in a language you were fluent in

Watching TV/Videos/Movies with subtitles in the language you were learning

Speaking to natives in that language (How frequently?)

Practicing with other learners

Reading and/or writing

Other/more than one answer/results

Voting ended onJun 11

[caspercryptid]

I would actually go as far as to say that MOST abuse is unintentional. I think most people will go through their lives without ever experiencing intentional abuse. People are abusive because they're selfish, because they're stressed, because they care more about what society thinks they should do than the impacts of their actions on their children and partners, because they think what they're doing is correct, because they've made it make sense in their own heads, because they think they can fix their victims, they think they can fix their relationships, they think they can stop you from leaving, they think they can make you a better partner to them, they think that means you need to do what they want. We've sort of constructed mental illness in a way that doing this shit to other people counts as a form of mental illness because it is anti social behavior in the literal sense— it is behavior that causes social harm.

I don't say any of this to excuse it. I think everyone needs to be more aware of this because if you think abuse has to be intentional you will never realize you are capable of abusive behavior. You will never realize you are being shitty to the people you love, because YOU know what you mean, YOU know you don't mean any harm. But you're doing harm. You need to pay attention to the impact you have on other people, and you need to do it all the time, Especially when you feel least capable of doing so. Sorry! You live in a society. Get your head out of your ass.

[whensuddenlycats]

Yes, yes, yes. This is a huge reason I chose not to have kids. I'm constantly super stressed and/or depressed and I have a temper and my house is a wreck. That is not to say that others with my exact combination of mental disorders can't have kids ofc, but I have a ton of self work to do including, but not limited to a ton of therapy, and I can't afford that rn, and idk that I'll ever be able to afford that.

I'm also a teacher and the amount of times I have to catch myself before I say or do something harmful, well, it's sustainable in a classroom when I'm in work mode. But when I'm home I need to decompress. And that means no kids I can accidentally harm.

[taibhsearachd]

I need you all to know... in most cases...

A biblically accurate angel is just a guy.

[ruffboi-mags]

[whensuddenlycats]

As a Jewish person- yes, that is correct. As a Tumblr person- I never want this meme to die bc my rotted brain still thinks it's hilarious

[ayeforscotland]

CAN WALES PLEASE COUNT FASTER.

[whensuddenlycats]

Three things happened to my brain just now

1) I forgot Wales is a country that exists

2) I forgot that the word "whales" is spelled with an H

3) in the span of the two seconds it took me to correct myself, my brain scrambled to come up with a plausible explanation to allow me to parse that sentence, the chief of which were

A- It's referencing one of the numerous Deep Tumblr/Fandom Lores I can never hope to truly understand.

B- it's referencing one of the numerous science phenomenons I can never hope to truly understand, one that was seemingly inconveniencing OP specifically

Anyway, I assume you are in fact referring to a vote or something so best of luck and I hope you get the results you are hoping for

[whensuddenlycats]

Having an auditory processing disorder combined with a good musical memory is wild bc I remember in The Year Two-Thousand-ish my family went to the circus and on the way there I heard a man calling "de-spin spon spon cotton candy!" in a sing-song high baritone/low tenor voice. Which is definitely not what he was actually saying, but I sure do remember it exactly as I heard it

[artbyblastweave]

Now obviously the hard part of launching a land invasion of Heaven will figuring out where they hid the hole. Finding the miniscule aperture, the hole in physical reality to which all souls are translocated at the moment of death, and then jamming something sturdy in there, getting it in reallll good and working it around until it's big enough to fit some guys with guns through. But the nice part is that the nature of Heaven means that, one, not many people get in in the first place, and two, none of them are good at fighting, because people who're good at fighting mostly don't go to heaven. Except us, when we find the hole. The point is that once we're in there's not much they're gonna be able to do. Pretty much we'll have free run of the place

[artbyblastweave]

Update! So we forgot about God

[whensuddenlycats]

I hate boobs so much you guys I hate how heavy and uncomfortable they are and how they yank at my skin and how sticky and itchy and gross they get when it's hot and how painful they get when it's cold and how painful they get when the cats step on them and how painful they are in general and how I need to wrangle them into an expensive af spiky cage if I want any support and how they get in the way and I can't ever just take a break from them for a bit and how they're viewed as sexual which makes me feel like ppl are staring at them when they're just another unpleasant, unasked for part of my flesh vessel and I'm not! Even! Using them!! I'm never gonna have kids!! Most mammals don't even have boobs until they get pregnant why do we have to put up with the dangly pain-blobs 24/7/365 FOREVER why why why why why who designed this monstrosity fuck things existing in general

[queer-talmid]

it’s time for depression hours at the office!

[whensuddenlycats]

*goes home* it's time for depression hours at home!

[whensuddenlycats]

My new answer to puns is "your not my real dad!!".

I think I'm hilarious. Wait. Am *I* my real dad??