When Will My Superpowers Kick In?????????

There has to be something we're missing.

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The reason i find it hard to express myself is because the words that describe what i’m feeling haven’t been created yet. 

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Things change. 

They don’t change slowly and in front of your eyes. They change rapidly and behind your back.

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DIRTY JOKE ALERT!!! DIRTY JOKE ALERT!!!

How do you make a shower wet? 

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You turn it on 

*Turns on shower to enhance the effect of the joke... No water.*

People need to start taking this water crisis seriously man.

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People react immediately when there is sorrow or fear, but what about when there’s happiness or hope? It takes a bit longer to process.

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Sometimes when i’m re-loading the stapler with staples i like to pretend like i’m re-loading a gun. It makes me feel so badass *giggles*

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Alone time is important. You have to give yourself some space to change. 

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Sorry i haven’t posted in a while guys... she says to nobody... because nobody cares... 

Sometimes i like pretending that i’m famous.

Gahd i feel like i need to have one of those lifestyles where i’m partying all the time and getting drunk and stuff. But alas... here i am... Sitting in my pyjamas ... and waiting for my grandma to make me popcorn.

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“I honestly can’t wait to retire to a nice farming village near the mountains” Says the 18 year old who clearly has no idea what she’s doing with her life.

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I wonder what i’m like in another dimension. I hope i’m this mysterious badass ninja assassin that kills people by night and owns a shop that sells different types of tea by day.

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Well I laugh and I live and I have love to give, but sometimes all you can do is hate.

Passenger

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I can’t wait to travel the world.

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Watched Jurassic park   *i wanna be a dinosaur when i grow up

Watched the karate kid   *i wanna be a ninja when i grow up

Watched The Mummy   *i wanna be a Pharaoh king who gets mummified and brought back to life centuries later when i grow up

Watched Shrek   * i wanna be a lonely ogre who lives in isolation and hates the world because i see it for what it really is, a bunch of stereotypical arseholes trying to indoctrinate us all into believing that their conventional ways are what is right, when i grow up.

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Gods be damned. 

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Gahd, I just wanna disappear off the face of the earth for like a month and not communicate with anyone. Just go into hiding and sneakily watch how everyone reacts to my disappearance, and then as soon as people start to carry on with their lives BAM!! I’m back with a rocking body and i have all my shit together.

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People keep telling me that i need to plan for the future. But the future is unknown and uncertain. Who knows where i’ll be in a year or even a month. There’s endless possibilities... sure it’s scary not knowing. But its exciting too. There’s always hope in not knowing because there’s an equally good chance that tomorrow will be better not worse.

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I wish i had super rich friends who would just wake me up in the middle of the night and say we’re taking their private jet to Thailand because they’re tired of studying for these bloody exams.

Takes running away form your priorities to a whole new level.

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Its so rare that i wake up in a good mood. And when i do there’s always some arsehole waiting to ruin it. It all comes back to my motto I tell you. The world is full of arseholes.