[spitblaze]

[spitblaze]

actually heres an addendum

[spitblaze]

[weltenwellen]

Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

[transdonaldduck]

The penguins of Madagascar “smile and wave boys” shaped a generation

[transdonaldduck]

Thank you for 100k. As per the rules of this site, a dark web hitman has been dispatched to take me out the second we hit 6 digits. It’s been a real pleasure serving with you, boys

[lovlae]

oh fr 😳😳

[climateadaptation-deactivated20]

Amtrak + Snow + People = ･ﾟﾟ･o（ｉДｉ）o･ﾟﾟ･｡

[challahfax-is-back-deactivated2]

RUN YOU FOOLS

[argumate]

found footage horror movie

[mrclassyclass]

[keybladesoras]

[homofied]

[zackpalma]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[supergameboytwo-deactivated2016]

if he is their creator he must atone for his crimes

[nonespark-blog]

the biggest, cash-grabbingest continuity error of them all

[ralfmaximus]

THIS is my biggest problem with the Minions… thing. 

Gru created the minions by literally re-engineering corn kernels.

The sheer, naked greed of retconning the minions into their own franchise… it’s sick. It’s wrong. It’s unnecessary. 

[sleepysmilesamirite]

That’s what made his connection with them so powerful in the original movie. He knew EVERY SINGLE ONE’S name, because HE created them. 

[javertsconfusedboner-deactivate]

This. This is a valid criticism of the Minion movie, and I can whole-heartedly accept this.

[did-you-know]

There are no mosquitoes in Iceland.

Due to colder weather and fewer ponds, the country has no mosquito population …except for one that’s been in a jar of alcohol at the Icelandic Institute of Natural History since the 1980s, when a University of Iceland biologist caught it inside an airplane.

“I chased it around the cabin until I got it… It’s the only mosquito I’ve ever found in Iceland.”

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

[lesbianshepard]

when pompeii was first being excavated and studied ppl were writing about how there were literal hundreds of brothels. every street and every corner. and this was kind of accepted for a couple of years before someone went “hey that doesn’t actually make any sense at all. what are you using as proof there are so many brothels? what’s the criteria for it to count?” and it turned out ppl were like “oh if there’s a dick drawn on it it’s a brothel.”

so anyway after re-evaluating the criteria there’s only one single building in all of pompeii that researchers are pretty sure was a brothel.

[lesbianshepard]

while the “picture of penis = brothel” thing IS really dumb it does provide the wonderful mental image of archaeologists just going around and marking every dick they find on a map and growing more and more horrified and disgusted 

[stereofeathers]

What if they're right... what if rich people ARENT all that ba-

Oh hmm. Hmmmm.

[stereofeathers]

Link to her saying this shit as part of a gameshow on BBC with an audience laughing at How Funny She Is: (X)

[patdsnaps]

[patroclusdefencesquad]

his alternating between no brain cells and multiple brain cells gives me whiplash

[maisonderriere]

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

[maneth985]

Harrison looks horrified but Ryan looks like

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

The original tweet is in response to a tweet about Ellen Maud who sought out medical help and was routinely told to just lose weight. She later died of cancer.

[pugnacious-pacifism]

This is something I cannot advocate for enough

[democraticsenator]

This shot and killed me

[pinkprincsss]

I don't know what's worse, that it looks like this, or that they have company

[democraticsenator]

If you leave a college frat guy unattended for a week this is his next evolution