Pasta Party

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[ecstasasaur]

[panteneprovcommercial]

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Hard nipples? They're cold. Put them in your mouth

[zooophagous]

Pouring cocaine onto a mirror and using a tiny zen garden rake to make decorative soothing swirls in it

[incessantlark]

i love me some silly men

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

>buy wireless headphones

>look inside

>it has veins and a beating heart, it speaks to me in a language i cannot hear

[eatmorebikes]

[peko--peko]

the cherry blossoms are here 🌸

[passer-fringillidae]

Good news whump smut fans

[exuberantocean]

This just in: magic healing penis trope proven right. Science

[theskydoesgreatthingsnow]

Do not stick your penis in the wounds

[goslinggf]

5pm on a lovely winter's day

[e-chan049]

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[the-big-mood]

[sleepyjump]

there's this guy who works at the convenience store next to my job and every time i come in he tries to upsell me. i'll get a gatorade and he'll say "that's it...? isn't it snacktime?" i'll get a snack and he'll say "just that? don't you want more?"

one time i got a huge pile of stuff and he STILL said it and i said "dude, you would not be satisfied with all the riches of heaven!!" and he said "i don't even get a commission. i just love doing this."

and then i couldnt come in for a while and then i came in again today for just a charger. and i said "that's it today" with a smile. and he looked at me with a gleam in his eye and said "no it isn't. you'll be back later. you'll have to get thirsty eventually, won't you?" with this conniving smile that made me realize i WAS thirsty. i'm out of my depth here. help

[bonniebugsy]

OP I think that might be the Devil

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[orteil42]

be real with me. what comes to your mind when you read the word "fromage"

[orteil42]

dexter's laboratory has done more to evangelize my language than i'd ever suspected

[orteil42]

i will not be addressing the 20% of other responses that say they read it as "something else".