[thebestoftumbling]

[ohhhhthatburns]

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK???????????

[i-remember-picnics-deactivated2]

Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

[zsnes]

oh fuck you

[zachofalltrade-deactivated20250]

omg

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

[mexicanist-deactivated20151125]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[shrimpbynature]

too picky to be a ho

[dopeybeauty]

u ever think??

[syntactition]

no & u cant make me

[versacetbh-blog]

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

NPC Energy

[treygotguap]

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

[melanin-majestic]

Sounds busy to me

[godhasacne]

*brings banana bread to the club for when me and my girls get hungry* 

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

[gordons-moved]

“Calling a male character hot means you’re attracted to males” listen buddy. When I see Tony Tiger on screen and I call him hot does that mean I’m attracted to him? Does that mean I want him to raw my ass until it’s nothing but floor dust? Does that mean I want him to call me his big hungry bungy and hold me in his big strong sexy arms?? actually this is a bad example can I start over

[just-shower-thoughts]

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

[thatonenerdgirl]

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

[topshelfbottom-deactivated20190]

that’s… frustrating

[redline-the-senses]

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh

[vbdul]

Y they just flame him lmfao

[thagoodthings]

I ain’t gon lie tho I ain’t never seen white ppl cook someone like this

[brokebackboys]

who knew white ppl had it in them

[cake-warrior]

people: I want a serious relationship. I want the cuddling. The fun. The adventure. The thrill. The excitement. I just want to feel that rush all the time.

serious relationships:

[sylferino]