Spoilers Alert: I'm Not A Potato

She/They 20+

[whereismybaguette]

The premise of Obsession being a girl fall madly in love with a character she previously had zero interest after injesting/being under a spell has already be done in many media and, most of them, treat the situation in comedic sense. The character being subjugated by all this sudden love is often confused by it because it comes from nowhere and/or its totally out of character of her. They are worried and weirded out because its not a normal situation.

Bear made it a horror movie.

[tolya-lozhka]

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

[whereismybaguette]

Yuji itadori being evil would make Sukuna the funniest motherfucker i've ever seen

Making itadori a bad person wouldnt change Sukuna's character, he would still be the same asshole who worship violence and malice. But the thing is-

He fucking hates itadori because his ego cannot handle the fact that this teenager has succesfully locked him inside of him and he Cant do shit about it.

So what does he do? Exactly what he already does: the exact opposite of what Yuji wants.

Yuji beat someone into handicap? When he comes back, Sukuna healed the person into top shape.

Yuji kills the person? When he comes back, his bank account is completely fucking drained and given to the victims family.

Yuji destroyed proprieties? He fucking comes back to praises about creating and partaking in charities.

But the whole time, Sukuna is doing all that begrudgingly because, thats not his type of shit to do. In fact, he often knock whoever he's healing out because theyre annoyingly greatfull of his help and its kinda gross.

And finally, seeing his benevolant actions, someone tries some shit against the King of curse, thinking he got him figured out on being a fraud and immediately shit their pants as the words malevolant shrine comes out of this motherfucker mouth, because Sukuna earn his title for a reason.

Au Sukuna the benevolant because fuck you yuji is the funniest thing ever

[glass-conger]

Never be afraid again

[songsomi]

[whereismybaguette]

Am I the only one in this fandom who find the dub of Tamsy so funny, because we really don’t need to know what he's talking about, I know he's fucking lying. He talks like a liar and a really bad one at that.

Who the hell would genuinely say "who in the world could have possibly done such a thing?" and have nothing to do with said subject? I hear that while fully aware that we spent last night binge watching a show and ill turn around, look at you and fully go "what did you do???"

Conclusion, Tamsy isn’t a genius manipulator, its just another case of basic white man priviledge where people don’t know the guy at all and will absolutely say "he would never" and before you come in here and say "that’s some weak argument"… ABSOLUTELY!

Yet, the most infamous serial killers in america went on to kill that many people, not because they were smart- they weren’t! Not at all! In fact, it was very obvious and some of there victims survived and went to the polices only to be told "him? Naaaah! You crazy".

Gacy kept getting his shit rocked by his victims, didn’t get arrested for awhile.

Kemper had to call the police on himself after taking the life of his mother and they hung up on him because they thought he was being goofy.

Dahmer targeted people that the police couldn’t give a fuck about. Not planned, just really lucky.

If it wasn’t for that book, there would be so many dead bodies. My god! He's such a theater kid

[itsmattibad]

Did the mask trend

[whereismybaguette]

He's such a piece of shit ❤️

[lesbianshepard]

can't stop thinking about how Remmick had a black eye after fleeing the Choctaw vampire hunters. Forget stakes and holy water and garlic; they were just straight up beating his ass

[laylamorose]

IIIIIIIMMMMM ACTUALLY CRYING

[comezt1707]

Some Jabber art I’ve done!

[kiilttis-art]

There’s something very wrong with him /pos

[badjokesbyjeff]

Cop pulls over a little old lady and asks for her licence and registration. 

When she pulls out her wallet, he sees a handgun in her purse. "Ma'am, is that a gun in your purse?" "Yes, Officer, it's a .38 Smith & Wesson revolver." "Please place that purse on the passenger seat, Ma'am, and don't make any sudden moves towards it. Do you have any other weapons I should know about?" "Well, there's a Colt 1911 automatic in the glove compartment..." "Okay, let's stay away from that side of the car. Anything else?" "I got a .22 Derringer in my bra, but it's just a little peashooter. Wouldn't hurt a fly." The cop sighs, and asks, "Do you have any other weapons on you?" "What do you mean by 'on me'?" "Ma'am, do you have any other weapons? Just tell me." "Okay, there's a Mossberg 12 gauge pump action and an AK-47 in the trunk." The cop pauses for a moment. "Ma'am, you have a revolver, a derringer, an automatic pistol, a shotgun, and an assault rifle, What are you so afraid of?" "Not a goddamn thing.”

[amandasmurfee]

Trying to draw chrollo as pretty as he deserves

[bluebeesknees]

Had this fix-it au on my mind again, the spontaneous haircut is definitely the worst thing that happened to him yes;;

[stingray-art]

@hurtinghabits’ amazing and sad story, A picnic in the forest where branches tremble, has been living rent free in my head since I first read it so I just had to illustrate it

[hinamie]

I’ll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Rocky Road to Dublin by CELL