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humor as heck with depressing personal undertones

[sh1re]

happy easter

[ethantherenegade]

I can confirm this is more or less what went down.

[criedw0lfe]

Most definitely what went down.

[theweirdwideweb]

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

Reblog if you’re a petticoated swashbuckler and would stab a man with a hairpin

[swolerbear]

honestly I love history that reminds us that the assholes of today are exactly like the assholes of yesteryear

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

[typac]

[j0nawithazero]

NAME A WOMAN

[blu-iv]

Is this an American history book?

[gifsandsound]

Call on TR-8R

[feynites]

The hilarious thing about watching people talk about their experiences with pokemon go is that I just keep remembering all the edgy ‘realistic’ pokemon reinterpretations that used to go around, and how ‘no the pokemon world would be SO DARK you guys’.

And now there are people going around IRL catching pokemon and they’re just like ‘I WENT OUT AND MADE TWENTY NEW FRIENDS AND FOUND AN EEVEE AND EEVEE IS ALSO MY FRIEND!!!’

So it seems the pokemon setting actually was pretty damn accurate.

[corseque]

I was just at a park by a lake with crowds of people as thick as if there was a fair, all playing Pokemon Go. People rode by on bikes, trying to hatch eggs (one was playing the bicycle theme song on a speaker). The only thing people talked about was Pokemon.

It looked and sounded exactly like I was actually walking down a Route in a Pokemon game. The whole thing was completely surreal.

[meowren-deactivated20190915]

Pokémon Go, the summer of 2016, was the last pure moment in the world & I miss it

[ymirsbian-deactivated-deactivat]

hey gamers

how do i add a gf to my inventory?

[amaniaclikenoiz]

You don’t! She’s obvs not an item, but a new party member, so maybe you were looking in the wrong menu all along ?

[ymirsbian-deactivated-deactivat]

[aestheticacadema]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

I think, therefore

[mjalti]

Im a real boring bitch! A snoozer! A low key homebody!!! I love loneliness AND privately trying to deal with emotional trauma!!!

[arandomthot]

[localstarboy]

[blushbnnuy]

Mom: let me see what you have!

Kid: A KNIFE!

Mom: NOOO!!!

[respectfulmemes]

[polniaczek]

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[starlightandtears]

Depression

[starlightandtears]

Anxiety

[starlightandtears]

Dissociation

[ruinedchildhood]

[bantugal]

😭😭😭

[phil-of-the-phuture]

This is the most wholesome meme

[notnottreasure]

Damn…I wish someone liked me like that