you betcha

[n@]

[kosmogrl]

[kisseism]

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

[thememedaddy]

[kosmogrl]

[tall]

[hersurvival]

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[sakrafka]

[bippus]

Fuckkkkkk

[velartis]

Franz Kafka, 1912

[escuerzoresucitado]

[frogus]

Me, straddling his lap: I'm kinda nervous. like idk ive never done this before

The therapist: yeah, so there's other chairs in this room

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[lliveonthesunn]

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

[animentality]

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[beemovieerotica]