"Shane wouldn't be comfortable around very queer people" "Shane doesn't find kinship with the gays"
I respect your opinion but you cannot tell me that man wouldn't be immediately comfortable in a group of jocky lesbians who probably also eat his fucking quinoa
NEW HEADCANON DROPPED
Shane respects effeminate gay men, hell he’s friends with a gaggle of them, but he is literally one with the lesbians. I bet this man is in a Facebook group with a bunch of middle aged lesbians who get together for hiking and they love him. On many occasions he’ll be at a lesbian bar and someone will side eye him and one of them will be like “He’s an honorary member” and he’d even get a shirt that says “Honorary Lesbian” and you know he wears that EVERYWHERE
YOU GET IT.
He will go hiking with his gals. He will try Stephanie's recipe for vegan low-carb sugar free brownies. He will discuss the benefits of the new Subaru vs the steady one that came out 5 years ago. He will happily compliment their Patagonia coats.
If there is a bar where this man is sitting down and having more than one beer it is a lesbian sport bar where they are all sipping the most boring tasting craft beer while snacking on unsalted pistachos and sunflower seeds, and watching whatever game is on.
This man would thrive there. He will be invited to marathon training with a group of them. He will be invited to their favorite yoga studios. He will trade with them gym recommendations.
This man will use Birkenstocks and socks and fit right in.


















