It's Rather Dark In Here

Monica. 26. I've got a face, you've got a face; it's all gonna be all right.

[elizabeths-banks-deactivated201]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Fuck the queue function. I’m hitting y’all with four straight hours of whirlwind shitposting followed by eight days of radio silence.

[theorganasolo]

Boring conversation anyway.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In this digital age, places that charge convenience fees to pay for things/bills online are assholes.

[i-said-goddameron-deactivated20]

Oscar Isaac - Photo by Ben Harries

[oldschoolbeauties]

Carrie Fisher in the trash with a bottle of wine, 1977

[ziraseal]

Truth coming out of her well to shame mankind

[thegreatestactor-deactivated201]

Just in case anyone was wondering what I’m like in person - this about sums it up.

[amanitacaplan]

GET TO KNOW ME MEME : [12/20] male characters ↳ Luke Skywalker (Star Wars) I am a Jedi, like my father before me.

[akajustmerry]

“Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen *anything* to make me believe that there’s one all-powerful Force controlling everything. ‘Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It’s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.”

ABOUT ME - 24/? fave films: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)

[jim-kirk]

And this handsome bastard is James T. Kirk.

[gnatsattack]

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

[meshugenist]

nintendo paid for this post

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

blizzard payed for that reply

[hollowtones]

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

did it taste good?

[hollowtones]

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

[etoni-draws]

subway sponsored those last three replies

[inushige]

[smuganimebitch]

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

[blackpyrefly]

49-minute yoda fuck scene

[smuganimebitch]

you are the exception

[theonion]

For more exemplary journalism, visit theonion.com.

[mxnrique]

journalists writing articles: millennials are eating Tide Pods.

me, a millennial:

[dawva]

THESE ARE GEN Z KIDS!!!! 23 YEAR OLDS ARE NOT OUT HERE EATING LAUNDRY DETERGENT.

[nos3um]

yeah it’s them fucking kids born in 2005

[mariasgf]

[theitcrowdthings]