Fire and Rain

Miria. Canadian. East Coast. Gemini. Animal lover.

[woppy42]

[citymod]

[sexxxisbeautiful]

that’s it that’s the whole argument.

[maj0rasmasquerade-deactivated20]

That’s literally the best way i’ve ever seen to describe it.

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[storyinmypocket]

No, seriously, when doing tech support, I would run into dudes who were sexist as shit, wanted to talk to a “real tech” and not “some girl”, and kept talking over me. My last job had been in phone sex. So, more or less instinctively, I started shifting away from my higher-pitched Cheerful Professional Voice, and into my Low Sultry Phone Sex Purr. “Okay, but I really need you to perform this essential troubleshooting step. Can you do that for me?” It worked every goddamn time.

The guys who were arguing with me moments before were suddenly all too eager to tell me what the lights on their routers were doing, unplug things and plug them back in, and thank me for reporting the issue to the line techs who’d be heading out to fix their problem in the next 24 hours.

I regret nothing.

[ruffboi-mags]

like frankly if you can exploit the bug THAT EASILY, the devs aren’t even trying

[seananmcguire]

As someone else who used the “phone sex voice, technical support manual” trick, this shit works.

[imanigreaves]

to my mother,

I wish I could heal you in all the places that you are hurt.

[3vz]

Me, you & a lit 90s playlist

[0ccams-ch8nsaw]

@mollybriana

[maliciousmelons]

remember that show about the ancient chinese cats

[grandpafucker-deactivated202310]

there was a long point in my life where i could not for the life of me find any information abt this show anywhere on the internet and i was convinced i had hallucinated the whole thing

[the-jamwich]

[wiitch-craft]

✯☽

[upclosefromafar]

~My Hidden Nirvana~

[meter-ten]

my dad is coming out to see my horse tomorrow…

[emes]

most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel

[thebest-memes]

"I just ate an entire box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch"

[oceansilhouette]

Cute little marshmallows 

[hiddlesstolemyaddiction-deactiv]

this makes me so happy

[lilflappyhands]

Wait. Is that big marshmallow licking that little marshmallow?

Is it a… cannibal?

[artisticautistic]

I think it’s the marshmallow’s mom and it’s trying to comfort the little marshmallow

Maybe it’s a habit specific to the marshmallow species

[jamisbest]

oh ok

[chloerubyart-deactivated2018010]

[inkedgypsy88]

[moodybluemusings]

Johnny & June

[thatsnicebutimmarried]

The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???”

[myresin]

"Come back here with whatever you’re eating!"

[petrpetrpuckeater]

"Don’t think you can fool me by stopping chewing. I know you’re still eating it!"

[fayethesuccubus-deactivated2017]

"Open your mouth. OPEN. YOUR. MOUTH."

[absolutebisaster]

The best part is that all of these can be seen as the owner’s perspective or the pet’s and it’s all still accurate.

[cinbuttpie]

Never give the silent treatment to somebody with crippling anxiety.  It is one of the worst things you can do to them emotionally.  They blame themselves for everything, they become worried about you, and it will cause so many problems for the person you are giving it to.  Please, if you are angry with somebody, DO NOT ISOLATE THEM WITHOUT EXPLANATION.  Tell them how you are feeling and talk it out, please.

[thotclout]

You never apologized to me for hurting me, but I apologized to you 12 times for being angry about it.

(via lamecry)