Stressed out sloth.

50 shades of utter despair!!!!

[isthatcharlotte]

[officialscud]

hey yeah uh why on fucking EARTH does the hand sanitizer machine in this bathroom make the law and order sound

[abhorrent-elms]

Being visible is the worst! Having a physical form is abominable! Public spaces are a nightmare! If you see me outside no you don’t!

[bpdgoner]

can someone uh………… hit me with a car

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

bf: babe come over

me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis

bf: my parents aren’t home

me: are any of us really, truly….home?

[bettedavisgf]

psychological thriller: the man was LYING the whole time! me: i know

[nancycunard]

[terriamon]

pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.

we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza 

[deaddolin]

tomato a fruit

[terriamon]

blocked

[nasagal]

(not so) Breaking News: I’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it

[unaffect-deactivated20180812]

good morning but at what cost

[mental-ch-illness]

you know what’s so fucking stupid? me. im stupid. lmao

[ritalinnrat]

Anyone get that “my childhood was stolen and it’s not fair” kind of angry

[whiskerdust]

Like how am I gonna get to any appt ever. I can barely think and life just keeps crashing on my patheticcc head

[disneykingdom]

[disneygirlwithablog]

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate that Amy Adams had to hold a live fish in her mouth. A LIVE FREAKING FISH

[peasoupprincess-deactivated2020]

Let’s talk about the fact that the receptionist is Jodie Benson, the voice of Ariel.

[fried-bologna-and-grape-koolaide]

Let’s talk about me

[wnq-writers]

The worst part about it is that: I’m not happy. Nor am I sad. Simply put, I feel empty inside. Emotionless, thoughtless and effortless. Wandering this earth alone; each day a true credit to the previous. In amongst the chaos of the world, the dark shadows plague my mind and control my body. Feelings of facelessness on continuous repeat, day after day.

anthonydefaz  (via wordsnquotes)

[allupandarmed]

[legendsnvrrdie]

Please let this be a thing

[gaterade]

can’t take niggas nowhere

[prozc]

someone: gives me valid criticism 

me: i don’t know who you are .. or who i am or who any of us are but *dissociates*