A Good Glass of Whiskey

When the internet gains sentience and decides to destroy us all, you know it'll use this information against us, right? ((Ask blog for Robert Small from Dream Daddy!))

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

[twowivestwoknives]

are you an “I’ll find the cryptid”, “i’ll fuck the cryptid” or “i am the cryptid” person?

[jade-sutures]

yeah

[skullingwaydraws]

i luv knife dad, and so i doodled

[woodworking-tools-and-plans]

More Awesome via /r/BeginnerWoodWorking

[novelty-gift-ideas]

Garden Genie Gloves

[gallusrostromegalus]

..so I actually have a pair of these from the Greenhouse and they work fucking great?  

comfy, like, actually comfy, not this half-assed “it’s not totally sweaty and gross” deal I get with most gloves

claws mean u give good skrtiches and u will be the fave of the two huge fucking guard dogs the manager keeps on the property and nobody will bother you, ever.

and if the dogs aren’t there dudes don’t perv on ppl wearing claws.

earn the respect and fear of small children.

u get to pretend to be a marauding bear which instantly makes working retail 500% better.

[scientia-rex]

I want them

[out--there-deactivated20171101]

[1st-1]

Life advice you can count on

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

*me deep in the woods bent over a tree with my whole ass out* oh no I hope bigfoot doesn’t find me like this and raw me with his big fa

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Bigfoot straight up took him out before he could finish this powerful shitpost.

[curiouscryptids]

Roger Patterson holding casts of the footprints left behind by the creature he and Bob Gimlin filmed in Bluff Creek, California, 1967.

[chromolume]

when i was a child i used to think the church opposed homosexuality because judas betrayed jesus with a kiss and it went so badly that time

[a-few-small-plants]

it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?

it was only a kiss

it was only a kiss

[twitterlols]

[outcastsuggestion]

every time i speak i am reminded why i should not

[flyingscotsman]

Joke of the day.

[asianh0]

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”

what

[roseonabeach]

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

[snakedickenergy]

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

[lunarriviera]

oh my god it’s such a dad joke, if ur dad is a european linguist

[lawlful]

My tumblr features a distinct lack of beans

[awwww-cute]

Puppy goes swimming (Source: http://ift.tt/2jAoYcv)

[whiskeyandcryptids]

You’re doing amazing, sweetie.

[damnfinecupof-water]

[bugchuckles]

successfully chased down the cryptid of your dreams? if not, sign up for this totally real and not fake dating site!!!! or just get a t-shirt that’s cool too.

Bigfoot | Mothman

[melonmemes]

[woodmeat]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO