Well, fuck.

~ FTM / Genderqueer, 28, UK. ~ Feminism, Cats, Science, Dumb Memes ~ Star Trek (Tucker/Reed), MCU (FrostIron), WTNV (Cecilos) ~

[twitterlols]

[qolfe]

[crudlark]

Finally finished the back patch I’ve been working on for weeks.

[vthevegan-blog]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

[aluox]

There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!

Have fun everyone!

[frost-iron]

Stolen fanart being sold at Payposter.com

There’s tons of frostiron art (and tons from practically every other fandom) up for sale from a lot of artists I recognize. This is just page one: 

A WARNING! This site is actually pretty sketchy and it has been confirmed that is phishing for information. If you’re an artist and see your art up there DO NOT go and complain to them. Sucks, I know, but they’re trying to get your info and other sensitive material.

Also, if you buy anything, and I hope to hell that no one here is, they do sometimes send out viruses instead of your purchase. 

Unfortunately I cannot suggest what to do about it since this is a scam and I don’t want anyone to get their info stolen. 

There’s a petition you can sign here to help get this site shut down.

[mizstorge]

SIGNAL BOOST!

[kogla]

OMG.. the first one is mine… how they dare!!??

[culturenlifestyle]

Father Cat Supports Mom Cat Giving Birth, The Internet Falls In Love

Thuy Duong shared a series of photographs of her Father Cat, Yello, supporting mom to be, Tam The, during her birth and even afterwards. You can see the father cat snuggling with his gorgeous kittens.

Keep reading

[skankplisskenmoved]

hobby: pretending episodes and entire plot points i didn’t like in star trek never happened

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Loryn Brantz

[yinqors-deactivated20141206]

[nesft-deactivated20180108]

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

[notcuddles]

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

[red3blog]

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

[whitmerule]

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

[queenbloo-blog]

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

[askfordoodles]

birbs just wanna have fun

[huntersonthewingarchive]

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

[rraaaarrl]

“I do not hate men, Sub-mariner. I merely know I’m as good as they are.”

[dumbgay]

when someone yells at you

[bruitist]

One of these images is of a woman’s breasts in tight-fitting athletic clothing. The other is vacuum-sealed fruit.

If you’re unsure which is which, you should probably stop drawing female superheroes.

[pigeonbite]

I WANT TO PRINT THIS POST AND DISPLAY IT IN THE CLASS ROOM. I WANT THIS TO BE A FLAG

[blockmind]

LETS PUT IT ON THE INSPIRATION WALL

[stability]

I swear you couldn’t make some of this shit up 🙄🙄🙄

[tattooed-disappointment]

Kill your local Nazi

[orhmhaxan]

im in awe

[sapphaholic]

So.

The Sound of Silence is probably one of my favorite songs ever. When speaking of the “true” Simon and Garfunkel version (as opposed to the version where they added background music to in post to make it more “pop radio”), it’s a song that gives me chills.

Disturbed is not a band that I really enjoy. I remember in college, my (now) wife gave me a copy of a Disturbed CD, because she had two for some reason. I tried to listen to it, I really did. Didn’t do anything for me.

But this? Holy fuck, this is stunning. This is amazing.

This gives me chills.

[sophygurl]

Holy shit, you have to listen to the whole sing. 

I have chills. 

[knitmeapony]

Holy SHIT.

[otarsus]