me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely
me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

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me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely
me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin
labyrinth! please zoom in on this or i'll get turned into a goblin
oh also!! happy 40th anniversary to this film because Holy Shit
this ad has me so fucked up i can’t even decide what to be tired of
REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️
These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?"
And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL!!!"
Seattle has a new cryptid named Jimothy:
Re: The Odyssey, someone on--Bluesky, maybe?--mentioned that I wrote "Troy in Fifteen Minutes" back in the day, and I would like to point out that that post is 22 years old. Just in case you haven't sustained any psychic damage today.
OP: The carp leaping over the dragon gate 鲤鱼跃龙门 is a classic Chinese folk symbol. It stands for people overcoming hardships to achieve success. We often use it to wish others a bright future and smooth progress. If you spot a carp leaping over the Dragon Gate, good luck will come your way.
My latest books cartoon for The Guardian. Many more here: www.theguardian.com/profile/tom-gauld
Went outside in Chicago just now and the air quality is "chewable".
Been a bit distracted.
Before I had Greek Myth, I had religious dogma and Scifi-fantasy crossovers. I had Pratchett.
I’m old enough (and was precocious enough) to have read Good Omens when it came out, and optimistic enough that I loved the adaptation and last week’s finale (the unutterably limited version that somehow still got made.)
So imagine me at work, invigilating assessments, still somehow accidentally dressing like a specific angel-demon lovechild, just feeling like I’m getting over it when… bebop.
*sigh*
I miss them.
Additional drawings from my Chickens and puns phase.
(Petition to release the unused S3 scripts?)
"Skeleton Chair" — carved wood, copy of an 18th-century design ☠ commissioned by Vincent Price
I love the mini renaissance Cherik gets every time new X-Men content comes out because they literally can’t not be written that way