here is a small fact

[pmamtraveller]

Checkmate

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[cannibalchicken]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[guerrillatech]

[lavidabruja-deactivated20260112]

[foxbirdy]

every winter solstice I am consumed with thoughts of Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening by Robert Frost...

[foxbirdy]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

nothing wrong with me

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[magical-hag]

it's July 18th

[magical-hag]

Happy 43rd anniversary of spotting a pervert.

👀

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[eraserheadadult]

the red panda doesn't even look like a real animal it's gotta be a psyop by Big Toy. you can't convince me gd didn't cynically manufacture this thing to sell more webkinz

[polarity-disturbed]

Ryland Grace and his popularity as a character feels like such an important step in repairing the cultural tsunami left by the long running trope of every genius character needing to be an insufferable asshole to everyone in a ten mile radios about it.

[polarity-disturbed]

Conversely, Eva Stratt is doing wonders for repairing and inspiring a appreciation for commanding women with dubious moral convictions who are fully willing to bend laws for the greater good without hesitation.

[polarity-disturbed]

And together they are doing brilliant things by not kissing or hooking up even once.

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[no1snoopyfan]

truthberry (makes you tell the truth) vs lieberry (gives you an immediate understanding of the dewey decimal system)

[worldsandemanations]

John O'Brien for NEW YORKER magazine, 1991.

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one