Jomygodchandler

Jo | Just enjoying life ✨|

[hydro-homies]

Imagine being the only person alive who can say this

[nevercure]

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[kyotoprotocols]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Heard this stupid dad joke that killed me: Which Chinese word takes the longest to write? "Friend" (朋友) because it takes two months just to write half of it

[parkchanwoohoo]

Which character is faster, hot (热) or cold (冷)? Obviously hot, which has 4 legs to cold's 1

[parkchanwoohoo]

Why do Chinese vampires hate spicy food? They only drink 不辣的

[claire-witch-project]

[official-linguistics-post]

official orthographic comedy post

[sandersstudies]

EVERYBODY post your struggle/lazy/easy/low spoons go-to meals so when we all struggle next we can explore the notes.

Flavored brats/sausages with cheese or fruit etc can be delicious air-fried and plain, and wrapped in a paper towel and eaten by hand without dirtying plates and cutlery. (If you’re up to it, add buns/side/toppings to your ability level.)

[sandersstudies]

Hey I’ve been having a lot of generalized fatigue recently and I appreciate the notes on this post, so I thought I’d put it back in circulation.

[only-cat-memes]

[coolishfoolishness]

He's lying on the red paint because it has more positive associations than negative ones. C'mon, this is basic color theory

[heyhoneyfox]

This will never not be funny

[victusinveritas]

[naamahdarling]

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

[marjorierose]

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

[ruinedchildhood]

[jackhawksmoor]

[blue--deer]

*slides this across the table* you're going to want to read this

[elodieunderglass]

There are Experiences behind this sign

[nick-nellson]

The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

[overclassy]

[egberts]

minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same

[oppidenos]

im not content with this content

[egberts]

i object to that object

[nymph-in-the-yellow-dress]

I need to read what I read again

[kanmae-west]

Excuse me but there’s no excuse for this

[wikeni-deactivated20190130]

Someone should wind this post up and throw it in the wind

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1275

[the-orion-scribe]

@chronicangel

[1five1two]

'The Scissor Birds'. Jenny Barron.

[borkborkheresadork]

The bow being plucked in the odyssey was the sound of a period accurate lyre by the way. Exactly like how bards would emphasize beats and motifs and movements in their retelling of myths. If you even care.

[jjlr101]

Kipps ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[missygoesmeow]

😊😊🎶🎶

[faggotfungus]