White Knuckles @white-knuckles-echidna - Tumblr Blog

Don't eat ass. In the halls.

I... Wasn't planning to...?

BUT I AM.

Freak

Mario is way better than Sonic

Did you know?

Mario is way better than Sonic.

You’re on thin ice, italian boy…

Try me, brother.

You wanna begin this war right now?

I'm done waiting.

You know what? I’ve been trying to be the nice sibling for WAAAAY too long just for you to get back and ruin everything again

Yes. This is war. Bring your worst, because you will regret ever coming to tumblr.

Really now, and I thought I was holding back.. ATTACK!

*The army floods in through the gates, breaking down the doors, as the carpet bombs land and explode.*

Heh… YOU FOOL! EVERYONE HAS BEEN EVACUATED.

NOW ATTACK MY ARMY!

*A flood of badniks defend against the attack*

Every lore blog, incorrect and correct…

I CALL OUT TO YOU TO TAKE DOWN THIS CRIMINAL

And make him pay for what he’s done years ago…

WE GOT THIS, TOADS!

*The toads defend, as they beat the skulls of the badniks, as the Toads eat superstars, and powerups, as they begin rushing towards the badniks, destroying them with fireballs, and tail spins.*

@incorrect-sonic-lore may I?

(Well you better hurry UP they’re beating our badniks’ ass-)

*Explosion*

SHIT THEY’RE DESTROYING EVERYTHING WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH BADNIKS

I told you we would win!

*The toads throw power-star energized bombs, as they cause massive explosions to the castle, and the skeleton army.*

ITALIANS FOREVER!

incorrect-wings-of-fire-lore

SHIT- o-ok! Ok! I can… I can still solve this! I can always solve this!

@notnecessarily-correct-lore-lore deplot the Metal Sonic copies and search for some spell that actually does SOMETHING!

WANT ME TO DEPLOY ALL OF THE FIRE CACTUSES AND THE SANDWING ARMY @incorrect-sonic-lore?! WE HAVE A LOT OF SANDWINGS

YES DEPLOY EVERYTHING! that Italian has to DIE!

incorrect-sun-tzu-lore

Go my army of terecotta men

A-HAH! YES LETS GO! Now there’s no way that italian boy will make it out alive…

Pathetic.

I had a plan, didn't you know?

*Copies of Mario and Luigi with power stars flood in, defeating the army brutally, in this state, they are uncontrollable and not easily manipulated.*

incorrect-wings-of-fire-lore

(it emerges again with a motorcycle of bone and magic, as every threat to it gets turned threatening)

(every mario and Luigi copy it gets close to immediately loses their power stars)

Deploy the fire cactuses.

ITS GONNA BE RAINING NATURAL BOMBS @incorrect-mario-lore

Hah.

*Backups appear, as they ambush them, destroying every castle and building in sight, as they begin killing their soldier's.*

(the backups turn into sets of 3 kobolds in trenchcoats, that start attacking the original)

(meanwhile the skeleton steals all of the power stars)

*The copies immediately turn back, as they begin slaughtering the skeletons, chopping them up into bones.*

*Until, bombs fall down from the sky, landing on the skeletons, and blowing up effectively anything left of the castle.*

Good I'm winning..

(the copies immediately decay into new skeletons as the bombs seem to un blow up, and the originals get grabbed by the skeletal motorcycle into a portal, of which the lich also goes into, and closes it behind it and them)

I didn't want to have to destroy, such a waste of precious life.

Pathetic.

*Suddenly, Italianified hedgehogs run out a portal, spin dashing into the army, as I grab my Italian sword, and get ready to battle with incorrect sonic lore.*

I have been waiting a long time for this..

*The Italian hedgehogs immediately destroy the skeletons to meer dust.*

(it seems to change form into a rapidly decaying form of incorrect sonic lore, with all the decay, including the italianized hedgehogs, forming into a sword)

... Don't say I didn't warn you...

(it teleports away)

If I have to get through you to kill my brother.. then I must make you lifeless in order to do so..

*I grab my Italian sword, as it powers up into flaming sword of doom.*

Here I come, brother @incorrect-sonic-lore..

*I stand above the clouds, looking down at the carnage in mild disdain*

You really had to be such a drama king, didn’t you? Always so eager for attention, can’t stand to see me be the main character for once… how pitiful…

*My royal advisor is keeping him distracted… Good, I can’t be bothered to deal with him, maybe eventually he’ll just get tired and leave…*

…???

*Suddenly, a spark of fire arrises from below the clouds*

Wha-…?

*The fire spreads, circling you in. I land down on one of the clouds.*

A fight to the death, once and for all.

I've destroyed your army

I've severed their heads.

Now come fight me like a real man would, brother.

*I raise my flaming sword.*

I'll finish this.

Ah… tsk, tsk, tsk… couldn’t have this been solved by a game of chess…?

*I scoff ironically, of course that couldn’t happen, it was just good to think of a world where things were a little easier…*

*Thick, cold Metal materializes from the clouds below me, wrapping around my arm like vines until shaping itself into a sharp, cobalt, plasma sword. I rise the sword at you*

Come on, italian man… Let’s just get this over with

I rush at him, upper cutting him into the air, then as I grab his leg, and slam him into the ground, as I do a barrage of punches.

Come at me.

*I land against the clouds with a dry thunp. At least the clouds soften up my fall… If not for the barrage of punches coming at me*

*After regaining some momentum, I kick him out of me, and from my blade a storm of magical spears fall down into him. They didn’t had a very good aim, but it was a good enough distraction while I recover from the punches*

*I sidestep, as I grab his arm, then make his face hit the metal part of the sword brutally, causing his face to bleed,as I then grabbed him by his hair and did a brutal punch into his gut.*

Don't you see now?

*Cough*… *cough*… S-see what? That you’re the same as always? That- *cough*… That you’re so… proud of yourself for making everything worse for everyone…?

*Stabbing my sword into the cloud, it evaporates into nothing, making him fall as I remain on the sky with my wings, barely, since the loss of blood is messing up with my balance*

*I equip a tanooki leaf, as I fly back up. I grab him by the neck, choking him, as I held him up.*

LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE CAUSED!!

LOOK AT WHAT YOUR KINGDOM HAS BECOME!

*I made him face the burning remains of his army, his castle, his family.*

I didn't want to do this!

BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT!

*I started repeatedly punching him, as I held him by the neck.*

*I let him punch me for a little longer while the energy blast from my sword charges. After some seconds, the energy explodes at his direction, making both of us stumble backwards*

Bah, you’re NOT making me feel guilty for the people YOU’VE killed! You are NOT making a villain out of me… No, never

*With a snap of my fingers, the seven chaos emeralds emerges from the ground, positioning themselves in pedestals and charging with energy. The sky is turning a sickly red color…*

Is this what you wanted?! We’re both going to die now! Everyone important has been evacuated… So I don’t care anymore! Attack! Punch! Let’s see of what use that’s for you when we’re both evaporated to a plump!!

YOUR NO BETTER THAN ME!

You ATTACKED ME! YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT!

I'll MAKE SURE YOUR NOTHING BUT DUST!

*I summon the 9 powerstars, as I power up into Powerstar IML.*

I'LL CRUSH YOU!

*I grabbed him by his head, as I dragged his head across the ground, then slamming his skull upwards, causing a brutal fracture, as I grab him by his legs, and throw him across.*

*The chaos emeralds all fly at my direction, pushing him back and turns me super*

*I don’t attack, not yet. I’m still catching my breath*

Sega was right about you… I didn’t wanted to believe it. I thought “surely this is all Nintendo’s doing”… but you….

*I directly spindash unto his stomach, then jump back and do it again*

AT THE LOWEST MOMENT OF MY FRANCHISE YOU WENT ALONG WITH THEM!! YOU POWER HUNGRY FUCKER! Then… Then something good happens to me ONCE and THIS is how you react!? Congratulations, Mario! There’ll be no more videogames wars anymore!

*The sky turns from red to pitch black, the earth itself starting to shatter*

Say goodbye to peach, luigi, whoever else is in your stupid group! There’ll be no more videogames war because there will BE NO VIDEO GAMES AT ALL!!

YOU FUCKING TRAITOR!

WE USED TO BE BROTHERS!!

*I punched him brutally, sending him back.*

BUT NO!

You left our brothership for a STUPID FAMILY!

I was your ORIGINAL FAMILY!

*I then grabbed him by his ear, and blasted his multiple times, before chucking a ball of energy at his face, causing it explode, and leaving him bloody, and injured heavily.*

*I lay on the floor. Bleeding down and limp... But somehow I get enough force to chuckle. I'm laughing. Laughing uncontrollably...*

You're... Really that much of an idiot...

*The chaos emeralds fly out of me into the the sky... Then, a countdown appears above*

See that? Soon nothing will matter... Nothing will... *cough* matter at all...

... What are you waiting for? Kill me like you've always wanted to... At least let me hear the real you one last time. No more "family" bullshit... You just wanted me out of the way... So just... *cough*... So just say how much I never mattered to you, even in the good times... *cough*... Say it, coward...

*He breaks down in tears. As he raises his sword of fire.*

I never wanted to do this..

I just wanted us to be together as a family..

Why must you make me do this!?

I just wanted us to have something together!

*Cough*... Something together...? I wanted to have something together... You... Couldn't think of having a change of mind a little before...?

*The more I cough, the more the sky itself shatters. It's starting to tear into pieces, reality itself cracking under the pressure of the emeralds*

incorrect-cuphead-lore

*cuphead jumps in and kills both of you instantly*

this truly was... a incorrect-awesome-lore

Dayum…

Àbsolute Whinema

ronictheredhog

@blue-knuckles i know where you are, bluckles. you will pay.

mothsbythelamplight

There's nothing you can do to convince me that this transmascs vs transfems shit on here isn't a psyop. I swear some of y'all hear you have an opportunity to feel superior to another group and immediately start cannibalizing your siblings like sharks in the womb. You didn't convince me to hate nonbinary people a decade ago, you sure as hell aren't convincing me to dislike transmascs now.

All this hate bleeds the same color to me.

Did you know…?

…

We have an official discord server!

Echa un vistazo a la comunidad Incorrect Sonic Lore: The Discord server en Discord. Pasa el rato con 6 other miembros y disfruta de chats de

@grounders-wife-official

...wha

ask-sonic-and-co

Sonic, why must you be so B L U E

@white-knuckles-echidna

Did you know?

Knuckles is actually Olo, and thus his exact hue is impossible to see.

Knuckles has continually been represented as blue because it is easier for regular humans to comprehend.

Did you know...?

Knuckles is actually Olo, and thus his exact hue is impossible to see.

Knuckles has continually been represented as blue because it is easier for regular humans to comprehend.

thefakehedgehogaroundhere

Well

chara1

It's Pronoun...

happy pride

covenofcamlann

I guess a fun little date between Tails and Cosmo in the cafe will be cute.

Zero: How is that the fox has a date with the plant girl?

Barry: It is still sweet.

I need to write this oh my GOSH. Barry just gushing about how adorable young love is while Zero is just staring at her because how did Sonic's dorky little brother bag a literal alien. Of course idk if it's an actual "date" since they're both still kids, but they at least sit and drink coffee and giggle and gossip like kids do, and it makes Zero sick. Yknow, for how much he loves his partners, he sure does hate romance.

agonizingend

I can't get the image of Zero staring at them like that one panel of Thragg staring at Debbie and Nolan out of my head

Tails and Cosmo having their little "date" in the coffee shop meanwhile Zero is just staring at them like this from behind the counter

Like this mayhaps?

villain-offical

Get up white boy we need you on the front lines

Bet

fortunelowtier

OH GOD DAMNIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

SANS IS THE CONSTANT VARIABLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SANS

...uhhhh... i promise it's not what it looks like.

SANS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

What had to be done

vandjonah

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!

Greetings, Everyone!!! From young to infinite to girl to boy to neither to both to #### and a few fish, I welcome you to the finest Masqueerade the multiverse has ever seen!!! Come on in, don’t be shy!!! We get to have fun learning what makes you cry-

[blaiGALAMA does a spin in the air, -600 bitrate.]

genderfluidkyofu

Arrives to the mansion riding a undead beast, which looked like a grotesque fusion of multiple corpses leaft to rot in the putrid forest

"So here we are...."

heya, mind if i join?

ya just said multiverse, so i figured i'd let myself in.

if ya want me to leave i will tho.

vandjonah

Sans.

I’m sorry sans this was a planned event with invitations yo

ah. okay, sorry for disturbin' ya.

sans dont worry just turn blue and you become apart of the blue people

i mean i got a blue (and yellow) eye and a blue hoodie, and can use blue magic, so i'm pretty heavily associated with the color, but i don't know if that quite counts.

it counts

Can I join?

I don't have anything to say anymore...

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Did you know...?

All of you voted for this shit.

After this gets posted I'm killing Cocaine the Chao with 7 gunshots at the chest.

what the FUCK is this😭

mtx-art

Hi! Composer of the Song here! I can explain.

regret.

Also cause Me and Mod were so dissapointed that this thing won instead of a character with actual interesting design and lore so I made it the most listnable dogshit I could 😭

no its genuinely peak

Fellas, if you’ve made a song that’s horrible on purpose, and then you succeed at that purpose, is it a good or a bad song?

This is supposed to be a bad song? The only "bad" thing is its length

Or my music taste

Probably my music taste actually

I don't have anything to say anymore...

Visit Original Link

Did you know...?

All of you voted for this shit.

After this gets posted I'm killing Cocaine the Chao with 7 gunshots at the chest.

what the FUCK is this😭

mtx-art

Hi! Composer of the Song here! I can explain.

regret.

Also cause Me and Mod were so dissapointed that this thing won instead of a character with actual interesting design and lore so I made it the most listnable dogshit I could 😭

no its genuinely peak

Fellas, if you’ve made a song that’s horrible on purpose, and then you succeed at that purpose, is it a good or a bad song?