[whiteclawenthusiast]

i’m colby and i recently learned what number comes after 5. teach me the next number @ toxicretentions

[whiteclawenthusiast]

what if i just

[fairycosmos]

phone is my best friend she would never betray me. what do you mean my brain is being fried by the constant dopamine hits. she just wants me to be happy

[angelbabymikaa]

i just wanna make you feel like your favorite songs do

[filmnoirsbian]

Every single time a trivia show has a question that I know the answer to but none of the contestants do I'm like God if only I was there...I would win that whole game...ignoring the fact that I cannot answer the other 19 out of 20 questions

[disgustinggf]

[snowfaiiry]

[animentality]

[disgustinggf]

sorry for being weird online. i'm even worse if you see me in person

[disgustinggf]

hey babe quick list every single thing you like about me. Now do it again and again and again or i will think you hate me

[whiteclawenthusiast]

i ate too much food and i will now proceed to suffer

[pdfbabe]

they sentenced me to another 2 hours of looking at my phone in bed

[omtai]

love looping a song. Awwww the songs over…… SIKE!!!!!!!!!!

[nyancrimew]

i don't believe the mailman exists, it HAS to be our parents who bring us packages and letters there's no way for one guy to do all that

[naoyuki]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

[log6]

yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set