Ā they call her Olā Fancy legs Harrison and if she can do it you can tooĀ
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Ā they call her Olā Fancy legs Harrison and if she can do it you can tooĀ
āWaitaminute, thatās not how I remember itā¦ā
@steel-sevenstar this could be us... But Im much thicker then leftie.
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Girl buried with a crown of ceramic flowers. Patras, 300-400 B.C. From the Museum of Patras.
The resilience, the tireless endurance for love we deserve.
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charming
It got better
I carried a warm jacket potato wrapped in foil all the way home in my coat pocket tonight
@steel-sevenstar
The greatest shade ever thrown
Me when I Igo to a haunted house šš
šššššššššš Iām in tears
This. Is. Me.
1000000% me in any slightly scary situation lol
she got scared by the nigga in the polo and khakis lmao
Smh, yall suck! I canāt go to a haunted house with any of you guys šš
I like how she tryās to bargain with them. š©šššššš
@cheese3d
I'm dying ... I can't breathe
The absence of women in history is man made.
How petty
just look at babe ruthās face tho
so confused
so lost
i love it
pure hater shit
Jackie Mitchellā¦a bad ass lady I had never heard of.Ā
From her Wikipedia page: āSeventeen-year-old Jackie Mitchell, brought in to pitch in the first inning after the starting pitcher had given up a double and a single, facedĀ Babe Ruth. After taking a ball, Ruth swung and missed at the next two pitches. Mitchellās fourth pitch to Ruth was a called third strike. Babe Ruth glared and verbally abused the umpire before being led away by his teammates to sit to wait for another batting turn. The crowd roared for Jackie. Babe Ruth was quoted in a Chattanooga newspaper as having said:
āI donāt know whatās going to happen if they begin to let women in baseball. Of course, they will never make good. Why? Because they are too delicate. It would kill them to play ball every day.ā
Next up was the Iron HorseĀ Lou Gehrig, who swung through the first three pitches to strike out. Jackie Mitchell became famous for striking out two of the greatest baseball players in history.
A few days after Mitchell struck out Ruth and Gehrig,Ā baseball commissionerĀ Kenesaw Mountain LandisĀ voided her contract and declared women unfit to play baseball as the game was ātoo strenuous.ā[5][10]Ā Mitchell continued to play professionally,barnstormingĀ with theĀ House of David, a menās team famous for their very long hair and long beards.[11]Ā While travelling with the House of David team, she would sometimes wear a fake beard for publicity.ā
TL;DR: teenage girl strikes out two of the greatest baseball players ever, teenage girl gets her contract voided, teenage girl plays baseball wearing fake beard
These guys were so fucking injured by a teenage girlās awesomeness that they literally threw a hissyfit and hung up a sign that said āNO GIRLS.ā
They gave up.
They couldnāt handle it.
Losers.Ā
Teenage girls are amazing.
Hereās a friendly reminder of why the big leagues of sports arenāt co-ed.
Itās not to āmake it fairā on women. Itās because men are scared of being beaten by women.
And seriously ātoo strenuousā?? Have you ever even played baseball?? Too strenuous, my ass. As someone who has played league baseball, itās ābout as strenuous as picking a difficult wedgie.
I check the places because sometimes you are there.
When my family ask how Iām feeling about my job
Iām like:
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