White Pharaoh's Great Pyramid

𓂀I am back in the mortal realm to fight old enemies and conquer the world once again 𓂀

[whitepharaoh]

Are you still here? Or has the falling of tomjonescumjar taken you with it?

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I, White Pharaoh, was in grieving for many a months,

but I have returned.

Hail me,

White Pharaoh

[whitepharaoh]

Dear white pharaoh,

Get joneswheatleywashed.

From: Help I Am Confused On What To Do.

STOP THE JONESWHEATLEYWASHING!!!

PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

Hail me,

White Pharaoh

[whitepharaoh]

They’re not coming back, accept it.

You won

Are you happy?

I won, but at what cost?

[tomjonescumjar]

googbye forver

[whitepharaoh]

Ha Ha

You can’t fool me, enemy. You’ll be back, and I will fight back accordingly. I even give you my mortal form so we may duel properly.

Hail me,

White Pharaoh

[whitepharaoh]

Youuuullll be back… Anytime now. Anytime now.

Hail me,

White Pharaoh

[pissvortex]

WHITE PHARAOH ALIVE IN PITTSBURGH

[whitepharaoh]

I, White Pharaoh, repeat this is NOT me. I, White Pharaoh, do not HARRAS poor “service workers” like this because I am a decent BEING.

Hail me,

White Pharaoh

[greggturkington]

they should make a weed strain called get up bitch clean your apart ment

[whitepharaoh]

This is VERY rude to my, White Pharaohs, three hookah smoking wives. Yes they smoke weed in them. They have a VERY clean living space in my, White Pharaoh’s, pyramid.

Hail me,

White Pharaoh

[whitepharaoh]

ur made of metal?? What iif u get got by a magnet??!!??

The only way I can return to my mortal form is to be in a gold body.

Hail me,

White Pharoh

[whitepharaoh]

Since I am returning temporarily to metal form to fight @tomjonescumjar , I will be making a “D.N.I.”.

Stay tuned.

Hail me,

White Pharaoh

[tomjonescumjar]

googbye forver

[whitepharaoh]

Ha Ha

You can’t fool me, enemy. You’ll be back, and I will fight back accordingly. I even give you my mortal form so we may duel properly.

Hail me,

White Pharaoh

[whitepharaoh]

I hate having to speak like you mortals after transcending, it hurts my $!€^uh$$$ so much.

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[hotvampireadjacent]

[whitepharaoh]

This is DISGRACEFUL AND DISGUSTING. SHAME on whoever made such garbage.

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[whitepharaoh]

@hymen-restoration-project, you are a fool and your folley will cost you your mortal life and afterlife. I am above all, including you and nothing can change that anymore.

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[whitepharaoh]

how do ii 2top thiinkiing about u Whiite Pharoh??

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[whitepharaoh]

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[whitepharaoh]

I am back...

And I am transcendent

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[whitepharaoh]

What is DashCon and why is there a second one?

Hail me,

White Pharaoh

[wutz]

GUYS I NEED SUGGESTIONSSS

I have a nine banded armadillo shell and I'd like some ideas on what to do with it or how I should display it. It's pretty big, I'll post some pictures later

[whitepharaoh]

Preserve your eternal soul by using it as a phylactery.

Hail me,

White Pharaoh