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normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but itâs Friday and Iâm feeling lazy
Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel
Non-binary people can't use they/them because they're only one person. Non-binary people can't use it/its because it's dehumanizing. Non-binary people can't use neopronouns because they're too confusing. Non-binary people can't use he/him and/or she/her because that's not gender neutral. Non-binary people can't use no pronouns because that's too hard to use.
No matter what pronouns a non-binary person uses somebody will get mad at them.
american pitching a national symbol: so imagine an animal that can be turned into a burger
Ok I get that this is a joke but these animals would unironically be an awesome pick for our national animal
Also it makes me kinda upset that this person has reduced a REALLY COOL animal that has grace and power and has indigenous and spiritual roots to just⊠burger
Idk maybe Iâm just upset that America oftentimes is reduced to burger
I laugh at some Americans only understand burger because itâs funny but idk bisons are more than burgers.
american pitching a national symbol: so imagine an animal that can be turned into a burger
everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy
titanic Wreckage perfec t size for put trillionaire in to n\ap! inside very Cool and Meme trillionaire look so sick put trillionaore in Titanic Wreckage. Put Trillionaore In Titanic Wreckage. no problems ever in titanicc wreckage because good Shape and Support for trillionaire ti visit in little snubmarine. Thetitanic Wreckage yes a place for a trillionaire put trillionaire in titanic wreckage can trust Mad Catz xbox controller for giveing good submarine control to trillionaire. friend titanic wreckage
writing isnât hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force
I wish more people got this because some âlow-empathyâ people are the most compassionate and sympathetic in the universe, and I hate it when thatâs taken to mean âunfeeling and probably hostileâ when nothing could be further from the truth
Or, as my dad put it,
Sympathy: I know how you feel Empathy: I feel how you feel Compassion: is there anything I can do to help?
Sympathy: that sucks bro empathy: I feel that compassion: want me to send you some puppy and kitten pictures to make you feel better?
Posts like this make me feel so much better. It always seems like society treat responses to others pain as though empathy is the most important kind. I am around 85% compassionate and this post helped me not feel like I am a monster because of that for once.
i donât need to say it
donât say anything. just reblog this if youâre thinking of exactly that thing when you see this picture
tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly
Would you fly in a pilotless plane/aircraft?
yes
no
i do not âdelete sentencesâ when they start âhindering the plotâ i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did
You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette
On the local news today they said that they caught a guy who was attacking people with a sword.
Bad for the people who were injured obviously but how often do you see sword crime these days?
The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.
The what???
The Ikea biphobia couch.
???
I don't know what to tell you man.
That was the exact thought process
I love that the rest were just coloured to match the flags and for the bi one they did âdonât open - dead insideâ handprints and put a little slogan on it to remind you people doubt your sexuality every time you walk into your living room. Like, whatâs up Ikea designer?
Dug up some context - it's an art installation, not furniture that's for sale https://www.businessinsider.com/ikea-designed-10-loveseats-inspired-by-different-pride-flags-2021-6#the-slipcover-designed-to-represent-the-bisexual-flag-is-covered-in-textured-pink-purple-and-blue-handprints-6 'The loveseat also features the message, "When you change 'or' to 'and,' nobody believes you." The line comes from a poem written by Brian Lanigan. The line refers to a previous relationship in which Lanigan's ex didn't accept his bisexuality.'
"sex should be less stigmatized and talked about more" and "you should always make sure people who dont want to consume sexual media that you present dont have to see it" are two statements that can and should coexist. by the way.
Living in a conservative part of a blue state and watching tv during an election year is really trippy because nationally people are like oh youâre all liberals over there you donât know what itâs like living in a conservative area but then the local attack ads are like my opponent wants to be NICE to ILLEGALS and the RADICAL TRANS AGENDA and BURN DOWN POLICE STATIONS. You should vote for ME. I will SHOOT immigrants PERSONALLY in THE STREET. I am a former NAVY SEAL. BARK BARK.