how will i know?

Mercedes Jones is the name. It ain't baby and I ain't Ms. Jackson so we will not be getting nasty.

[talkincodes-blog]

This week makes me feel like I’m in another dimension.

[whitneyredux]

You spent the week in purgatory? I mean that is a typical day in high school Fabray. C'mon girl even you gotta see that.

[wheelsinrosewood]

TGIF, y'all!

I’m pumped for the weekend now. Even if that just means marathon rounds of Halo. Totally worth it.

[whitneyredux]

So Artie, remember when you told me that you were gonna teach me how to kick ass in Halo? Well I know that you ain't asked but I'm coming through and you're gonna teach me. Don't that sound like a great plan from the big man himself?

[thelovelyanna]

It’s monday and I already want to set the whole city on fire.

[tinavstheworld-deactivated20140]

Well now it’s Friday and I’m kinda glad you didn’t.  Good job getting through the week?

[whitneyredux]

Agreeing with T on that part. Pyromania isn't hot. Its a little crazy actually.

[cheeriokittykat]

I hoping that was a ketchup filled tampon that hit me while I was passing the science building. In either case I am thoroughly disgusted.

[whitneyredux]

Pause, rewind and repeat that entire thing? What kind of demon/devil/evil person?

This is why I cannot with this school.

[brittchanted]

I'm back from my trip!

Friday after I got home from school I found a icky, big, huge spider in my bathroom so I left my house for the weekend to go to New York City while one of the help people found it. I asked daddy if he wanted to come with me, but he had to work so that meant more Sugar time for me. Anyway, when I got back they caught the spider and told them not to kill it. It’s being sent to the old people’s home in town now since it looked like an old spider so it will probably make friends there. You’re welcome Mister Spider.

[whitneyredux]

Hey Sug. Please tell me you did some shopping.Because New York and shopping go hand in hand. And you sent a spider to an old folks home? Well... alright.

[thelovelyanna]

Well, the names kinda stood out for me so I didn’t really get to the finish of the whole thing…

[whitneyredux]

I'm hoping by now you went back and attempted to finish reading. 

[cheeriokittykat]

I thought that was already implied.I haven’t had to deal with the older men so much but the younger guys that so aren’t worth my time. So you figured out that we just have to be ninjas about deleting our accounts. Then we have to keep the fact that we didn’t want them crepping on us being the reason we deleted the account.

[whitneyredux]

Oops, my bad Harms. Hmph, these older men though. Be happy it ain't the older pervy ones! But then again the younger pervy one aren't better... That's a weird way of putting it, but I think that you're on the right track now. Exactly. When they ask, we'll just tell 'em somethin' like "Oh, I just wanna focus on school." 

[alicelongbottomthellarchive]

Headaches, hangovers … should not be a thing.

[whitneyredux]

Well how much did you drink?

[msmarleyrosey]

Hey, Mercedes! It seems like everyone nowadays has turned to tumblr and I think everybody’s liking it so far, so I’m sure you will too.

[whitneyredux]

If it ain't the rose of this motley bunch? Hey, hey hun! Thank you for the advice, I can tell you that you just made my experience with Tumblr better already.

[thelovelyanna]

Dude, there’s a lot of J’s in your family.

[whitneyredux]

Outta that entire thing, that's what you got Finn? 

[cheeriokittykat]

The optimist in me says that at least they were people you know. The other part of me was just reminded that I have my grandparent’s friend requests just sitting there. I’m just hoping that they don’t bring up the fact that I have yet to add them whenever we talk.

[whitneyredux]

The realist in you should've guessed that I was nice enough to not talk about the ugly dudes in my inbox tryna holla at me. Telling men old enough to be my daddy to swerve? So not the business. See I think I got a cure all to this whole Facebook bein' a waste of things, you got to just delete that account at like three in the morning and the next time you see some fam, you can just say you don't have it any more.

[talkincodes-blog]

All of you just like to get attention and follow the flock, don’t you? 

[whitneyredux]

Bitch, don't kill my vibe. I'm having a relaxing and blessed Sunday and here you come Quinn Fabray. Trying to kill vibes. Just stop. No. Damn right Mercedes Jones loves attention, what's wrong with that? I do have a name you know. I'll even hint you as to what it maybe. 

It ain't "all of you". 

[wheelsinrosewood]

GIIIIRRRRRLLLL!

[whitneyredux]

Did you hear my cries all the way at your house? Cause I called our signal out. I'm gon' do it again. 

ARTAAAAAYYYY. 

[elmstreet1x1]

This site does seem to be the place to be… on the internet that is.  Hey Mercedes.  Glad to have you join us here. 

[whitneyredux]

This site is the business, I can say that from just a couple of hours on here. Its good to be here Mike. Thanks for the welcome.

[berryshines-deactivated20140501]

Hello, Mercedes! You and I are in similar predicaments. I’ve recently flee’d from myspace after receiving my thirsty friend request from someone with a penis in his profile picture. I’m so glad to see that you’ve decided to join us. I can never get enough of your sass, wit, and overall beauty in our meetings. You’re my favorite back-up singer.

[whitneyredux]

Berry.... I wanna like you. I swear on all my J's and leopard print scarves I do. But DAMN, must you ruin it? First things first, I ain't ya background singer. I ain't even trying to hear all that noise about it. Am I supposed to flail around in happiness about this fact? You know what? It's the Lord's day and I am saved so I'm just gonna let go. And say hello and thank you for the follow. Cool?

[tinavstheworld-deactivated20140]

Throws lots of love at you.  

I had the same problem though.  There’s only so much of me I can be when my entire gigantic family is watching everything.  I don’t want anything to do with that.

[whitneyredux]

The freshest Asian in the land! What's up boo?

Like do they not get the fact that I don't won't them clocking my moves twenty-four-seven? Like hot damn let a sister breath without you asking her what's wrong. That's why I quietly said peace and went about my happy ass way. 

[whitneyredux]

don't ever hold your applause for me

So after getting friend requested by my grandma, uncle Julius, aunt Joyce, and my cousin John (all these people are over forty by the way), I decided that my facebook wave was completely over.  I've been hearing that this was the new myspace/facebook thing, so I was like tumblr needs the hot fire that is Mercedes Jones. So how about some love?