THUNDER RUMBLING

@cheeriokittykat

Alright all you basic bitches, you've reached the blog of the one and only Kitty Wilde. God's greatest gift to the world after our lord and savior Jesus. I'm a sophomore, a cheerleader, a Christ crusader, and a hot bitch. If you didn't know all those things you're either blind, stupid, in denial or all of the above. As much as I'm sure people are going to creep on my blog just keep in mind that this pretty kitty has claws and knows how to file a restraining order

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Texting ⇆ Sitty

Sam: I can totally get a girlfriend if i want but like most people think i already have one.

Sam: Fine so you want me to be old and grey?

Sam: I never said I wasn't and you know that unicorns are real.

Kitty: you say that like you don’t want a girlfriend. One of these days you are going to have to stop emotionally crippling yourself because this whole crutch act you make me fall in to is not fun.

Kitty: No, I want you to stop being weird and mentioning marrying me like it is a normal part of our conversations

Kitty: are we really going to have the talk about what mythological creatures and holiday figures are real?

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Texting ⇆ Sitty

Sam: You know you love it.

Sam: Fine when you're 35 then if it's so important to you.

Sam: of course it's stace she knows all that stuff.

Kitty: 🤮 you do realize that statements like that are the real reason why you’re tragically single.

Kitty: you are trying to cheat me out of a few years. It obviously is important to me.

Kitty: as if you aren’t the one getting her interested in mythological creatures.

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kimclassheroes

Fuck being nice to everyone. If someone treats you badly, you have every right not to tolerate bullshit.

(via rottingveins)

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Texting ⇆ Sitty

Sam: maybe I'm a realist or whatever when i'm 35 but i still believe i can find the love of my life since I already met my soulmate.

Sam: Hey! Brittany's cool and everyone knows that glitter isn't unicorn poop, glitter is like fairy dust. I got that from an 7 year old source and we both know that Stace's always right.

Kitty: that might be the sappiest thing you have ever said.

Kitty: but I’ll take it.

Kitty: so at 35 you want to marry me? You do realize that I’ll still be 33 about to be 34 so do I just get cut short of my time limit?

Kitty: Brittany is Brittany and the only reason I am willing to accept that statement is because Stacey said it. If you had been the one to come up with it I wouldn’t even go with it.

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Texting ⇆ Sitty

Sam: I can still be a hopeless romantic but i'm pretty sure that if i haven't met the love of my life at 35 then i'm not gonna. and i'm not going to be forever alone.

Sam: I know :) and you're always gonna be stuck with me, i'm like glitter sticking everywhere and you can't get rid of me.

Kitty: I think at that point you’d call yourself a realist and not a hopeless romantic. You’re giving yourself a time frame.

Kitty: Are you really comparing yourself to something that Brittany probably says are unicorn droppings or something just as crazy?

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Texting ⇆ Sitty

Sam: I guess not... but it's like a just in case 'cos i don't like wanna be like 50 when i get married

Sam: you know i love you but i don't have a crush on you so no worries about that. But you're like my soulmate.

Kitty: Aren’t you supposed to be the helpless romantic here saying that you’ll wait for the love of your life forever?

Kitty: I love you too and you and me in a relationship would never work but I guess if I have to be stuck with someone for the rest of my life it might as well be you.

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TEXT @ ALL CONTACTS

Brittany: You try giving him just cat food. He gets very annoyed and he spits a hairball on my pillow in protest. He also does that more now because of morning sickness.

Kitty: the whole point is to give your cat cat food and nothing else. You could always solve whether or not your cat is pregnant just by actually taking it to the vet instead of just diagnosing him.

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Texting ⇆ Sitty

Sam: But it is. And we totally can in like 20 years.

Sam: I guess I missed the like most obvious part where we get married when we're like 35 if we're both single.

Sam: see awesome idea

Kitty: You expect me, with my hot bod to be single in 20 years?

Kitty: You can just admit that you have a crush on me and just thought about wanting to spend the rest of your life with me.

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Brittany: I am pretty sure she has a specially made one or something.

Brittany: Lord Tubs has been waking me up at all times to ask for the weirest foods like pickles. He totally has cravings and he does look even bigger, so that could be a little baby cat. Or more than one. Also when I put my ear on his stomach, I feel stuff moving and I hear like a boom-boom sound.

Brittany: And he is very moody.

Kitty: As valid as your doctor Doolittle diagnosis might be to you that’s not really fact. You giving your cat actual human food also might be the reason why it is irritable. If people get gassy from the food you’ve given it then they definitely would bother your cat’s stomach.

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Texting ⇆ Sitty

Sam: I know they're awesome and they said hello. Fine. I'll tell you and you're gonna think it's awesome. We should get married.

Kitty: Okay us getting married is not awesome. You do realize that we’re not together. We aren’t going to get married.

Kitty: why are you even thinking about us getting married? We’re still in high school and we’re not ome appalachian couple that has to get married for the sake of appearances for their unborn child concieved out of wedlock.

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Brittany: I think Lord Tubbington is pregnant.

Kitty: Isn’t your obese cat a male cat? And how could you tell? That’s like asking if Marley’s mom is pregnant. We’ll never really know since their baseline weight is already at scale shattering numbers.

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Texting ⇆ Sitty

Sam: Maybe i need to make sure that my grandparents don't by any. True but some water is like better than others if they got like stuff added to it. you're no fun. but i guess i can tell you. just say please

Kitty: Your grandparents aren’t desperate or idiots so I think they’re safe. There is nothing added to it. No.

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Texting ⇆ Sitty

Sam: but it's an awesome idea just think about it. they're just selling like tap water for like a lot of money. it's like selling air in a bottle and call it something cool. Now i don't know if i wanna tell you.

Kitty: You do realize that old people are the main victims in all this. A can with air in it is still just a can. You want to tell me you just want to see if you can make me beg and that’s not going to work so just say what you wanted to say.

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Texting ⇆ Sitty

Sam: so I got like a super awesome idea that I know that you're gonna love because you love me. But not as awesome as the all curing water.

Kitty: the whole point of the post is that the miracle spring water wasn’t awesome. But what’s this idea?

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I just witnessed the horrible and sacreligious infomercial that old biddies living off of cat food actually call in for. If this scam actually thinks that their miracle water can take advantage of my Jesus and his miracle healing powers just so that some daddy warbucks wanna be can fatten his pockets they must not know the power of the Christian church. Besides, who actually thinks that drinking water actually can cure all of your financial and health problems. Everyone knows the only way to get anything handled is by praying really hard about things.