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Not today Justin

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trying on a metaphor
Sade Olutola
will byers stan first human second
Xuebing Du
Stranger Things
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
wallacepolsom
occasionally subtle

Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap

if i look back, i am lost
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
noise dept.

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sheepfilms

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#he’s so smiley (◠‿◠✿)
I met these two ladies in Switzerland. They were hugging and licking each other, like best friends.
can you believe there are people who play the sims without mods
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED
you missed the best bit
Kassandra is just going around Ancient Greece seducing women and having dudes pay her to sleep with their wives.
Game of the year
Our house in the middle of our
House
beshedsda
“drake?”
“yeah?”
“wheres youtube?”
Fashion people are always lying for no damn reason b
i wish this was longer
when the teacher asks u bout that reading u were supposed to do for homework
overwatch doesnt have any lore its all about lucio being cool and reinhardt being a sexy himbo thats IT!!!!
Aren’t you… Forgetting someone? *tries to not look hurt*
winston i am so fucking sorry i genuinely forgot ur an overwatch character for a moment you feel like a brother to me