see you in the void, suckers

//video games, marvel, star wars and some other junk. enjoy.//

[shock]

sorry i’m late the radio started playing that song i’m operantly conditioned to kill people to and it was just this whole thing 

[heli0s-writes]

[schmanetjanet]

you’re laughing. roachie despawned and you’re laughing.

[hungwy]

I’m the cowboy you see in the corner of your eye when its dark and you’re scared

[mylittlewingedangel]

Cow… Boy??

[hungwy]

*the room goes pitch black and you see the brim of a hat out of the corner of your eye*

[bisexualgambit]

Just once in my life I want to throw a Molotov Cocktail

[mockwa]

[snuv]

motherfucker ultimate

[thealfaguy]

❤️

[therandomninjakitty]

i have poor audio processing please let me visualize the words coming out of your mouth

[pksuperred]

stardew valley… the mystery… the romance… the chickenms…

[nothing2spectacular-deactivated]

People confused about how Fitzroy can sound like such a nerd and be a barbarian have obviously never watched that scene from the good place where Chidi takes his shirt of during an existential crisis only to reveal that the actor playing him is yoked as hell

You can hide a lot of things under a sweater vest

[adobsonartworks]

I Collected Every Item in Untitled Goose Game

[dragongirltitties]

untitled dragon game

[capstellium]

i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like “winona ryder in the 90’s tho😍” like bitch.... winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish

[floatland]

me listening to hozier at 3 am: this is the closest thing i’m ever gonna get to tenderness huh

[badjokesbyjeff]

I went to the pet shop and the owner said he had a talking centipede for sale.

I said ‘no way, centipedes don’t talk.’ The owner promised me it was a talking centipede so I purchased it and took it home with me. A little later in that evening I went up to its tank and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede said nothing, I scoffed and went to the pub. The next evening I thought I’d give it another try so I went to its tank again and said ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ Still absolutely no response from the centipede, so I went on my way, cursing the pet shop owner. The following evening I thought I would give it one more try, so I went over to its tank and asked ‘alright mate, I’m just popping down the pub if you fancy a few pints?’ The centipede replied ‘I heard you the first time I’m just putting my fucking shoes on’

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

CHANGE YOUR URL, JEFF.

[kingoftealeafs]

Dishonored is the best game bc it really caters to the rat instinct 

[dinoserious]

thinking abt dishonored again……

[valenbun]

bro… bro come here……i gotta ksdjfhdf i gotta vibe check you real quick…..bro come here so i can jdfsgksdfjgjdfhgdh i gotta kiss u rl quick bro…… just a little peck………… gotta make sure ur vibes r still good……… ok bro…….here it goes………… 💋. oh man idk…… might have to do it a few more timesdfkjghdfshgsdjfgdfh 💋💋💋💋💋💋 bro your vibes are outstanding??? youre so beautiful bro

[ragnarachael]

hozier really came out here and changed his link to his merch on his site to “take me to merch” and this is the best way to remember he’s a fucking millennial.

[avocadosmitty]

Same energy