[who-cant-be-moved]

Me, talking about whatever I'm hyperfocused on: *very excited and happy to talk about said thing, is genuinely enjoying the conversation*

Friend: *says nothing, does not respond, doesn't react in anyway*

Me, wringing my hands nervously: so um, anyways, let's talk about Normal Stuff(TM)

[localstarboy]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

he lived with a man for a good decade so

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

[surprisebitch]

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

[who-cant-be-moved]

KID : mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed

MOM : that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

[mrcheyl]

[jehovahhthickness]

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

[amemoryofkaye]

Claiming it.

[clatchetuniversity]

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

[muvadiam]

11:11am on the receipt.

[amethystafrodite]

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

[honeychaigoddess]

That’s what I’m saying

[stanleighhh]

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

[frankpagmanua-deactivated201712]

Doesn’t hurt to try.

[teenscoolest]

[thelovejournals]

After all, soul mates always end up together.

Cecelia Ahern, Where Rainbows End / Love, Rosie (via thelovejournals)

[hoplesslayoutss]

❁.˚ lockscreens by me ✧ *

• if you use it, please like or reblog. • i don’t need credits but it will be nice if you give them to @TYLERFORR0 on twitter. • don’t redistribute or claim as your own. • requets are open!

[scumbagbestfriend-deactivated20]

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

but what if she was asexual and the act traumatized her so bad she wasn´t able to invent any more delicious cookies ?

[013742985679]

[kingofthebitches]

[roxolotl-remaking-deactivated20]

me: oh man this song is really good, i should listen to more songs by the same artist

my brain: Absolutely not. you shall only listen to that one fucking song over and over again for like 6 hours.

me: Understandable have a great day

[lordoftheinternet]

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

[flight-freedom-deactivated20231]

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

[double-barrel-dude-deactivated2]

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

[flokidog]

what these are all true

[angryblackgirlrants-blog-deacti]

“I am my own muse, I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to know better.” -Frida Kahlo 

[karruechefashionstyle]

[kateoplis]

The Hard Work and Harsh Conditions of Mexican Farm Labor Camps

[dynastylnoire]

oh wow…..

[evenvatoscry]

And you wanna call mexicans “lazy”

[aguactelimonysal-deactivated201]

please notice they’re all indigenous/brown.you’ll never see a white-passing mexican there. 

[chilango-incomprendido-deactiva]

Truth ^^^

[bus-a-looey]

literally and figuratively me

[gifsboom]

[tobedeleted-docoriki-deactivate]

@mayorclaypuppington @batterswing

[jemeryl]

MAJESTIC MAJESTIC MAJESTIC *blip blorp blip blorp bloop borp*

[nrmndr]

its kind of sad when you hit up and old friend and you both really miss each other but the connection just isnt there anymore

[alizabethnova-blog]

[shooketh-aghdashloo]