if you are the sun then i'm a sunflower

☼

[cpericardium]

[themainspoon]

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

[notahorseindisguise]

ladies if you jsut felt your panties being blown off fear not its because i just put on a fitted sheet first try

[nvtxl]

[wifegideonnav]

[fucko]

feeling extremely threatened right now

[pukicho]

Why are you in my walls

Hey man can you stuff some cheese or fruit in here, honestly anything will do. I’m hungry.

[godshideouscreation]

[sighinastorm]

dig how Portugal is looking at her

[sighinastorm]

golden lion tamarin

[trickstarbrave]

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

[isitahairbrush]

[senatortedcruz]

Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

[jessaerys]

[pukicho]

Happy 9/11

Have some respect, my father died in 9/11

[aceasadhd]

[pukicho]

Sorry Dean and castiel from Supernatural, I was lying. My father is alive and well

[fullmetal-kinnie]

Forgive me.

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

only if you forgive me

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

His world now

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

HEY YOU

YOURE FINALLY AWAKE

[fullmetal-kinnie]

Oh sweet Jesus.

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

i am so sorry for this

[lochneddmonster]

Where the FUCK is he?

[demilypyro]

[i-am-a-fish]

had a nightmare last night where I made a typo on a tumblr post

[foxes54321]

*nightmare

[i-am-a-fish]

wnat the FUCK you activated my fight or flight

[cerastes]

[angelbabymikaa]

i’m so glad i have the water is yummy gene

[sprooutt-deactivated20241016]

im gunna be honest ...there's too many things...

[werecreature-addicted]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

[radio-jupotter]

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

[radio-jupotter]

(Via @morganpdf )

[pupucino]

[apas-95]