𝙀𝙋𝙄𝙎𝙊𝘿𝙀 : 𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒 𝘼𝙇𝙋𝙃𝘼𝘽𝙀𝙏, 𝙋𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙋.
character: Peter Parker x GN! reader
cars ɴᴏᴛᴇs: NOT PROOF READ!! For ‘Experience’, I know Peter is actually experienced in comics and stuff but I’m imagining a kinda AU where he has never dated MJ/Gwen/literally anyone. So don’t cut my head off for changing the lore a bit. Also I am SO excited to see the new Fantastic Four movie, I WILL post Johnny Storm fics. It's weird, never got the hype around Eddie Munson but am SO down bad for Johnny Storm.
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He immediately collapses into cuddling, like without fail. He just wants to be as close to you as possible.
He’ll do anything you ask of him, but you kinda have to ask him. Like do you want water? Sure! You just have to ask because you made him feel so good he can’t think properly.
Also he LOVES after-sex showers, cause you look glowing to him. Almost going another round because of how much he is kissing you up and how close he was holding you while showering.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On himself? Peter has… body issues with himself, even with being muscular and built like a literally Greek God. But he DOES like his hands when it comes to you. Because without his hands he wouldn’t be able to feel your glorious skin, and that’s a fate worse than the end of No Way Home for Peter.
On you? This might sound corny but… your smile. Or your eyes, he couldn’t pick. He loves seeing you happy and the mere idea that you are happy is his doing? Feels better than any superhero thing he could’ve done. And your eyes… fuck, your eyes… he could die a happy spider looking in your eyes Oh and your thighs, but he just likes wearing them as earmuffs :3
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Well obviously he LOVES cumming in you, duh. He loves the way you leak when he pulls out, making him hard again. Plus it makes him feel all warm and tingly, like yeah he came IN YOU. Because YOU love HIM… makes him feel special.
(For Female! Y/N) But to be safe and all that he’ll cum on your stomach, before cleaning it off he would trace little shapes with the cum on your stomach. Because he’s just so mature.
(For Male! Y/N) Oh you are NOT safe, unless asked otherwise he WILL be coming inside of you every single time.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He gets turned on when you’re mean to him… but that stays between him, his penis and his wall.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s definitely… not the most experienced. He’s watched porn, he’s not some innocent baby. And he knows his way around the human body (more in a scientific way than a sex way), but that’s it, really.
But I would say he’s pretty competent, doesn’t mean he might not act a bit stupid so you can talk him through it.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary and cowgirl, because like I said- he LOVES your eyes. And your smile, so seeing your face is like heaven to him. Especially because your face is his actual favorite thing ever.
But at the end of the day, he’s flexible. You want doggy style? Of course! You want Lotus position? Whatever you say! He likes making you happy. Happy Y/N = Happy Petey.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Is Spider-Man goofy? That’s like asking if grass is green or if Tony Stark was rich. It comes out before he could think while fighting, so imagine how bad it is during sex. While his brain is all mushy.
And he won’t say it but if you ever laugh while he’s in you, it gives his little web shooter small vibrations so… yeah he likes making you laugh.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Peter, since the beginning of time, had… trouble growing a normal amount of hair. From facial to chest to pubic, he never really had much hair on his body.
But because he is a busy guy, he never really has time to shave. So there is some hair down there.
Does the carpet match the drapes? Hell yeah, brown and curly.
Bonus thing, he does NOT give a fuck if you have hair. Like shaved? Cool! Not shaved? Cool! #Peterparkerforbushes2025
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He’s super goofy, duh. But I think that’s his way of being romantic. Like of course he can be the traditional romantic, but I think his way is more of making you laugh and smile.
Like he doesn’t need to be full eye contact, heavy breathing, basically one person to feel romantic. And that’s what I love about him.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Actually not that much, almost makes him feel gross at times.
Cause he doesn’t wanna jerk off to someone that isn’t you, but he doesn’t wanna jerk off to you without you knowing cause that makes him feel like a perv. So usually if he’s THAT horny he’ll just call you up.
But if he’s THAT desperate… he might rub one out to the thought of you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Bondage kink (cause wtf else are you gonna use those webs for)
Praise kink (both receiving and giving)
Overstimulation (receiving or giving)
Lowkey anything where he’s the sub…
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Either his or your bed, sometimes couch. He is way too anxious for anything else that isn’t in his or your house. He wants to, of course, but the idea of getting caught is much too scary for him.
Plus the bed and couch is more intimate!
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
You. That’s it. Doing anything, wearing anything, saying anything. Literally just ask and he’ll say yes.
That and domestic stuff with you, like watching Star Wars, folding laundry, showering, mornings… it just makes him all warm and fuzzy (and horny).
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He’s superhumanly strong, and doesn’t know his own strength sometimes. And his biggest fear is hurting you, so he’s never risking it. Ever.
Plus degrading, both receiving and giving. Receiving, he already has issues with himself, so degrading that’s anything more than just teasing? Not for him. Giving, he can never say anything mean to you on purpose.
Sorry people with degrading kinks.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Giving? (Male! Y/N) Oh he gives the prettiest head. His big, brown eyes staring up at you as he bobs his head like he doesn’t know how good he is. Sometimes if he’s had a long day he just wants it in his mouth, like just sitting there, comforting him.
Giving? (Female! Y/N) MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH!!! He’ll spend the entire day between those thighs if he could. He’ll fall asleep while giving head, it’s so relaxing for him most of the time. And he will not stop unless you finish, ever. He just loves your taste so much.
Receiving? He’s extremely shy and will hide his red face in his hands. He’s embarrassed about how flustered and loud he is, so he tries to hide it. You tie him up so he doesn’t cover himself up which like I said before (bondage) turns him on even more.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Like I said before, his biggest fear is hurting you. So it’s usually pretty slow and sensual. Now if you are in charge, go as fast as you want, it won’t hurt him. But if he’s setting the pace? Better safe than sorry, better slow and sensual than a broken pelvis.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
100% depends on his mood.
Sometimes he just needs to blow off steam, or maybe you need to before doing something- and he’s more than happy to do that.
But if he had to be honest, he likes the still, quiet moments that he can spend with you. And he likes to stretch those moments out as long as he can, before he goes back to superhero-ing. So he likes long sex more, but he’s not mad at quickies.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Unless they go against his no-no rules, he’s all smiles! Go ahead, and he’ll almost 100% of the time say yes.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
… He’s Spider-Man. He can go for a lot of rounds, duh.
He lasts as long as you want him too, he can pull through for you. But he’s always on the verge most of the time.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t own toys, but if you do? Cool! If you want to use it on yourself? Cool! If you wanna use them on him? Cool! He doesn’t see the point in using them on you himself, but if you ask he’ll probably do it. He’s very much a go with the flow kind of spider.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
If he’s in charge, he’s a BITCH about teasing. He’ll tease you till you're begging and whining. He loves seeing you flustered, and seeing you flustered and naked? 10/10 would recommend.
But if you’re teasing him?... He pleads the fifth (by that I mean he’ll whimper and whine very loudly until he can barely speak anymore).
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He tries, he really does, he just… is very loud. You might have to cover his mouth to stop him from causing a noise complaint. When his brain gets all mushy, his last thought is if poor Mrs. Jackson next door could hear him moan bloody mary.
He’s a whimperer. Duh. Just look at him. If he’s really tired it might turn into soft groans, like the purring of an old cat.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Never said it had to be sexual soooo…
His teeth are crooked, and it’s adorable. He told May and Ben to not get him braces, instead to focus on bills and stuff, so he never got his teeth fixed. It’s also because he sucked on his thumb a lot as a kid.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Long but more on the slender side. The spider bite didn’t affect his penis sadly.
6 inches soft, 7.5 inches hard, slightly curved up, small veins running all over it.
Baby pink tip, turns angry red when edged or over stimmed.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Whenever you feel like it. For real.
He’s down almost whenever, maybe except for like… if Aunt May died or something. He thinks sex is so intimate and romantic it’s almost just like a really special kiss. And he loves special kisses.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
After he cleans you up, he’s OUT. Spider-Manning is hard, so any chance to sleep he gets he takes it like a champ. A sleepy champ who cannot sleep without being next to his Y/N. Seriously, he will NOT sleep if you aren’t there next to him and he can’t feel that.
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