Night Tumblr

Just thoughts that I think when I have way too much coffee in the dead of night and so many memes

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[gayvampyr]

[shadowkat678]

[whoisme-iisme]

Health Tip #1

Raisins may seem like a healthy snack, but they are full of sneaky sugars. Pick them out of your carrot cake for a healthier alternative.

Happy Snacking!

[whoisme-iisme]

My mom to my brother: You're not a comedian, you just wear a stupid shirt and think you're funny.

[whoisme-iisme]

When you send your brother to the store for one (1) lemon and he returns with a whole ass JUG of lemon juice, like bitch... what am i supposed to do with this?!?

[omghotmemes]

Get to da Choppah!!

[liquidstar]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[liquidstar]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[whoisme-iisme]

Me: *laying on my bed facedown groaning*

My mom: *throws a dime at me* Move

Me: How dare you throw pocket change at me like some Common Whore

My mom: I didn't mean that, you are a Whore of Exceptional Status

Me: ...thanks

[catchymemes]

[whoisme-iisme]

Fellas, is it a little gay to get your

BONES SHAVED

[omghotmemes]

A Fake Music Fact.

[omghotmemes]

Math checks out

[enki2]

— view on Instagram https://bit.ly/2ZhnQfH

[skellydun]

posting on a blackboard discussion board and replying to two of your fellow students has to be one of the nine circles of hell

[helloitsbees]

Great point, Dylan! I especially agree with it being “one of the nine circles of hell”. Well said.

[whoisme-iisme]

I also agree! Dylan's point is well thought out and wonderfully expressed.

[yourrescuemission]

[confusedvillager]

gays are too much. i hate us

[andre-30008]

this reporter had absolutely no clue how to respond to any of that 😂

[antiandrogen]

fjdjshdkjdjfsk

[whoisme-iisme]

Does that make sense?

... maybe

[whoisme-iisme]

Hot take: The piano is a string instrument.

[outofcontextarthur]

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[whoisme-iisme]

Me: pretending to swear at my mom in spanish but really calling her beautiful just to mess with her

My mom: oh ya? Well you're garbage

Me, hysterical: No YoU'rE GArBaGe