anti object task force

kepler // 27 // he/him // tme

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[angelicguy]

found the perfect spot to finish my life

[mercurymascara]

[classicarte]

Étude, Op. 25 : n.° 7 en ut (do) dièse mineur – Frédéric Chopin

Une femme au piano (Woman at the Piano) Bernhard Gutmann, 1918

[meshugenist]

[tj99er]

Why are you doing that? What the fuck is wrong with you??

[maidthings]

it's uncanny how easy it is

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[caudachroma]

cow triangles

[eategg24]

[drunkestwizard]

[eategg24]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

coffee makes you have to pee SO much i'm like maos wife over here

[dantes-infernal-chili]

I have to google something

[innerchildabortionclinic]

google will probably not help with this one I won't lie

[neverwonderneverremember]

getting an update on my phone that says "you can now upload a photo to gemini and it'll create a full song with lyrics based on your photo!" and i just. why? why would i want that? why would anyone want that? it sounds like the type of thing that'd be funny to do once but. is this really what it's all for?

[neverwonderneverremember]

oh god. it's really bad isn't it

[duncebento]

loving this asinine comment. just in case anyone needed the whole concept laid out for them

[quarter0master]

[mediocreresortforsluts2]

[reactionimagearchive]

[ebonythekit]

[cassili]

[noelle-ism]

from left to right: noob - leet - hacker hat progression

[favoritesticle]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nynehells]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART