Oops all reblogs

18+ blog. I usually just reblog shit.

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[ishimarukiyotaka]

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[amnesiaguy]

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

[cybervom1t]

new compliment just dropped

[wellen-katze]

*Boogie Street* Shakes - Disco Elysium comic

[theohagihouse]

pipe dream

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[nickoteenn]

i heart basic ass manga font (only second to my love, Default)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

horrible fucking partner just said apropos of nothing “and i’ll SUCK, and i’ll FUCK, and i’ll BLOW YOUR BACK OUT” like the big bad wolf.

[stargazers-satellite]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[jenny-ratmeal]

Babe are you OK? You reblogged "even if you get worse".

[time-traveling-fetus]

Great disco elysium moment is when you first talk to Kim and ask him about your badge and he's like "oh if you didn't have your badge that would be bad and you'd need to report it." You can pretend to look in your pockets like you found your badge, but if you aren't wearing pants Volition will point that out, which implies that kim just watched you rummage around inside your underwear and pretend that that's where you normally store your badge. Kim doesnt say anything about this

For some reason Kim believes you because when you go to report it later he acts confused.

[girljeremystrong]

when you reblog a post about life being hopeless as an acknowledgement that your own life sucks and then your mutuals reblog the same post from you and tag it with the name of a hockey player it's like oh. so it's just me and this millionaire bastard in canada

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[mountainchickentm]

What about a Pirate's soul?

[pukicho]

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

[knownqueerbaiter]

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

[knownqueerbaiter]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” what feels even better is living a life where your self-worth isn’t entirely dependent on your thinness and you don’t constantly monitor and shame yourself. attaching the tweet that was worth at least five hours of therapy for me

[fwagglerock]

Old ass art from a very funny joke a friend made

[hennypennyart]

I saw this relationship dynamic art meme and thought of them XD

[valintinesbear]

Ignore my crappy handwriting (NOT A SHIP!!!!)