APHRODITE

She/Her 🐞 icon by @cantfoolajoker spoilers for the persona games

[johnnycrass]

the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

[nahalism]

a good breeze feels like forgiveness

[jdkkckcjcjdjdjk-deactivated2025]

let’s do zoomies around mama

[whooopsmyanarchysymbol]

I was reading an article about that guy who pets sharks and says they love it and in the article they were saying that's dangerous because most sharks will absolutely bite you if you pet them but I thought it was weird that at no point in the article they said that even if they did enjoy being pet, you shouldn't because it's dangerous to get an animal who is considered to be a vicious killing machine to trust humans? And seek them out for pets? Like maybe let's not do that? Maybe for the sake of these creatures who we kill 100 million of a year, let's not do that?

[wilhelm-in-places]

don’t believe him he bit me

[godsrollerbladingunicorn]

your honour, my client is innocent on accounts of being a very good boy

[wilhelm-in-places]

i would like to propose new evidence

[incorrectcatcolournames]

I hereby exonerate the accused of all charges. Case dismissed. *Gavel sounds*

[mr-3rr0r]

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[the-true-pink-ninja]

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

[oldblogbones-deactivated2022020]

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

[grelliam]

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE

[catgirl-coven]

*points button and clicks*

[whooopsmyanarchysymbol]

Girls I'm about to take a sip of Guaraná and lock tf in

[important-animal-images]

[thememedaddy]

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

[thememedaddy]

[li4r]

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

[whooopsmyanarchysymbol]

This is devastating btw

[achillesinhighheels]

don't care + didn't ask + i see beauty in things you wouldn't even begin to ponder

[bonivers]

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

[sickjacket]

new season of survivor my wife keeps bein like “Why are you rooting for Mary so hard” and I’m like “It’s complicated.”