I like cheese

I only live up to my name sarcastically, and rarely. he/they, bi, 23 y/o. i'm a homestuck; heir of mind. we. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRE THE CRYSTAL GEMS

[flower-seeks-the-moon]

"I want to peel back her skin, slice open her stomach, pull out her bowels, and gobble her up to the last fingernail... But... I don't want to lose her radiance."

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

[ninewheels]

#at least once a month I think about that one post about laminating a paper towel#and how that makes it immortal but also forever prevents it from fulfilling its true purpose#yes you will live. but at the cost of everything that makes you You

(courtesy of noknowshame)

[kosmogrl]

[pinkbeetroot]

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[retroactivebakeries]

#I had to look it up#they tried to ban sex *in public*#but misphrased it#and instead banned sex everywhere

[catbushandludicrous]

[zombeesknees]

#just think   #when this gifset first passed my dash   #however long ago that was   #I didn’t even recognize the name Elon Musk   #what I wouldn’t give to return to that innocence

[vfeioa]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don't know if this is that funny but I'm someplace where I can't laugh out loud so there are tears fully streaming down my face (if you don't know, Tiktok automatically assigns a random background audio/song to something you upload and you have to delete it before you publish it or else you'll get this weird overlaying sound)

[animentality]

[bobcatmoran]

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

[gabrielapazlima]

do they know

[kyoshi-lesbians]

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

[kyoshi-lesbians]

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

[kyoshi-lesbians]

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

[edgar-allan-possum]

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

[library-graffiti]

Important opinion in the tags that I need to have be part of the post:

[clearascountryair]

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[terriwriting]

Sokka: “My girlfriend turned into the moon.”

Zuko: “I know.” “Yes.” “She sure did.” “Uh huh.” “Tell me something new.” “Are we still talking about that?” “That’s rough, buddy.”

[alexseanchai]

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

[uberguber89]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

[depsidase]

[mxtomituck]

Un-Fun Fact: Loitering is one of many “crimes” that racist politicians created out of whole cloth during the crumbling of Reconstruction after the Civil War.

They did this because slavery was never actually outlawed, just changed. The 13th Amendment “outlawed” slavery EXCEPT as punishment for a crime. This made it crucial to invent new laws that criminalized completely normal, everyday things at the time - like sleeping outside or existing in public - in order to actively sabotage the segment of the population that had just been “liberated”.

Northern states joined in, too, mind you, because non-slave-states had still benefitted from slavery the entire time it was in its original form and they weren’t about to give up a source of continued cheap, expendable labor.

Add to that a growing Capitalist Class who saw an opportunity to charge people money for existing not just in the tenements they forced their workers into and let simmer for over a century and you wind up with a culture so engrained with White Supremacist Capitalist ideals that white adults will call the cops on even WHITE children for the “crime” of skateboarding.

If you’re a European reading this, a good comparison would be the way that European towns and cities *suddenly* and *dramatically* change their liberal stances on ‘loitering’ when Roma and Travelers are brought into the picture. It’s that but all the time for everyone because the Capitalists in America want to keep it that way and the White Supremacists who positively ooze from every corner of the political system are more than happy to oblige.

[depsidase]

[mxtomituck]

Un-Fun Fact: Loitering is one of many “crimes” that racist politicians created out of whole cloth during the crumbling of Reconstruction after the Civil War.

They did this because slavery was never actually outlawed, just changed. The 13th Amendment “outlawed” slavery EXCEPT as punishment for a crime. This made it crucial to invent new laws that criminalized completely normal, everyday things at the time - like sleeping outside or existing in public - in order to actively sabotage the segment of the population that had just been “liberated”.

Northern states joined in, too, mind you, because non-slave-states had still benefitted from slavery the entire time it was in its original form and they weren’t about to give up a source of continued cheap, expendable labor.

Add to that a growing Capitalist Class who saw an opportunity to charge people money for existing not just in the tenements they forced their workers into and let simmer for over a century and you wind up with a culture so engrained with White Supremacist Capitalist ideals that white adults will call the cops on even WHITE children for the “crime” of skateboarding.

If you’re a European reading this, a good comparison would be the way that European towns and cities *suddenly* and *dramatically* change their liberal stances on ‘loitering’ when Roma and Travelers are brought into the picture. It’s that but all the time for everyone because the Capitalists in America want to keep it that way and the White Supremacists who positively ooze from every corner of the political system are more than happy to oblige.

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[fyterx]

[cute-catts]

this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️

[legally-a-bastard]

im blowing up this is adorable

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[youmegravity]

Constantly accusing trans women of grooming is particularly heinous because you can use any genuine attempt to help and support others as 'evidence'

[youmegravity]

Sharing resources is grooming. Supporting each other is grooming. Warning others of transmisogynists is grooming. Making friends is grooming. Wanting a better future is grooming. Openly existing as a trans woman is grooming

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"trying to draw other people close to you in any way is nefarious and suspicious, because you are nefarious and suspicious"

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

convincing someone to stop obsessing over and harassing you is grooming, we all remember that one right? where they started preordering being groomed into not harassing trans women?

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version