giggling the fuck out of life

I am gay, I was born in Alaska, raised in both Texas and Alaska. I live in St. louis for college. so sit back and giggle the fuck out of life.

[feistyfrank]

[exileisland]

this is getting out of hand

[justwannafeelmyself-deactivated]

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I cannot FATHOM how Ke$ha never released this true MASTERPIECE

[hidinginstussy]

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[troublebrewsinthegirlsroom]

Studio version of Lana Del Rey’s cover for Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana.

[newspaperrealities]

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Ke$ha- Die young (Deconstructed)

[lilsnoozyvert]

okay guys, ke$ha is already great because she’s a parody artist, but.

has anyone listened to this?

it’s probably the most beautiful and sad pop song i’ve heard in a while.

this isn’t ke$ha, it’s kesha.

[abitcombustible]

whenever someone uses die young for characters who die…young, i think they should use this version instead because ouch feels 

[rottenpi]

[cchie]

was that photo really fucking necessary

[icequeen009]

No it wasn’t goddammit.

[dykecisco]

[theaceae-c]

FIRST OF ALL WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

[rashadsays]

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GOES SO HARD

[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

[tyleroakley]

THIS SLAYS THE GAME

[cheekygeekymonkey]

[biszumletzten]

VAN EYCK

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

My mom has the Van Eyck in her living room

[earlblouse-deactivated20131202]

[musik-box-deactivated20190313]

This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is my favorite video in all of human history

[saccharinesylph]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS THE OTHER DAY THIS CUTE GIRL her laugh is so infectious goddammit

[cometotheartside]

Dying.

[opulentes]

Cleaning

clean bathroom tips

organize your closet

how to fix a leaky faucet

how to keep a clean kitchen

removing stains from your carpet

Money

how to coupon

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

how to save money

How to Balance a Check Book

How to do Your Own Taxes

Health

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

things to bring to a doctor’s appointment

what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment

how to make a doctor’s appointment

how to pick a health insurance plan

a list of stress relievers

how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter

how to avoid a hangover

Emergency

what to do if you get pulled over by a cop

a list of hotlines in a crisis

things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food

no-more-ramen: easy, quick, simple recipes

recipes that take 30 minutes or less

Yummy apple thing

Brownie in a cup

Cookie in a cup

French bread pizza

Egg tacos

panera mac n cheese recipe

different salad recipes

harry potter recipes

healthy recipes

various cookie recipes

chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping

s’mores pie 

nutella hot chocolate

peanut butter nutella swirl cookies

cookie in a mug

starbucks holiday drinks

fruit leathers 

brownie in a mug

how to make ramen 1000x better

eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)

make recipes using things you already have

how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 

make different flavored lemonades

various desert recipes

make tiny chocolate chip cookies

20 dishes every cook should know

learn how to make your own tea

Macaroni and cheese in a mug

Study snacks (2)

40 on-the-go breakfast recipes

Home

what the hell is a mortgage?

first apartment essentials checklist

how to care for cacti and succulents

the care and keeping of plants 

Getting an apartment

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time management

create a resume

find the right career

how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters

Travel

ULTIMATE PACKING LIST

Traveling for Cheap 

Travel Accessories

The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase

How To Read A Map

How to Apply For A Passport

How to Make A Travel Budget

Better You

read the news

leave your childhood traumas behind

how to quit smoking

how to get a book published

how to knit

how to use a polaroid camera

how to solve a rubik’s cube

how to stop biting your nails

how to stop procrastinating

how to stop skipping breakfast

how to stop micromanaging

how to stop avoiding asking for help

how to stop swearing constantly

how to stop being a pushover

learn another language

how to improve your self-esteem

how to sew

learn how to embroider

how to love yourself

learn how to do yoga

100 tips for life

learn how to make your own cards

[weavemunchers-deactivated201407]

when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about

[yivialo]

omg! her face! x

[kobetyrant-deactivated20141020]

LET HER LIVE

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

every white rapper has a gimmick because they can’t rely on their talent to get them places like

[highkeygay]

[flawless-joi-deactivated2020072]

Ummm……Eminem? Bye.

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

umm I hate my wife and my mom and I want to kill every woman but im not like those other misogynist black rappers? still a gimmick. get off my post

[whopottermon]

So who is a wrapper without a gimmick?

[iexl-deactivated20140427]

this is why I hate white people

[howtobeterrell-deactivated20141]

Kill it with fire

[darkns3xy-deactivated20230923]

-_______- If I was white I’d complain that black people have ONE FUCKING MONTH. ONE FUCKING PRESIDENT AND ONE FUCKING CHANNEL. While everything else is mine.

[brokebut-wealthy]

[black--lamb-blog]

if i were white i’d be able to live life in mediocrity and still complain about how hard it is having oppressed people hate me

[everythingsanillusi0n]

This whole thing pisses me the fuck off. If white people had white history month it would be racism. If white people had all white frats and sororities like the blacks do at my college it would be racism. If we had a white entertainment channel it would be racism. But this is all accepted by blacks because why? Please explain that to me. Black people can walk around calling white people crackers or “white girl” and it’s not big deal but if I was to say “black guy” it would be a big issues. Stop playing the victim. If you want equal fucking rights, don’t use your race as a goddamn crutch when something doesn’t go your way.

[lovethesescreams]

Finally someone said it.

[faboomama]

Does @everythingsanillusi0n even live on this planet? What’s this ‘if’ shit? White history month? All year. Why are we taught about Europeans from 800 years ago, but not, say Colombians from 300 years ago, Koreans from 100 years ago, or Indians from forever? Or rather, why is the only mention of other countries in our history books is when white men “discover” people living there, enslave and murder them, then instill their backward laws on them? That’s white history 365 a year.

And you know, it’s not like being taught white history stops in Feb. No, the only difference is that you’re ALSO being taught the thinnest of the bare minimum about people who built this country, who invented a lot of the conveniences you used today, who took to the street to make laws just. And you think you have the right to whine about? You want to call that racism? Does your bigotry really make you that stupid?

Why are there black Greek houses? Has your pea-brain ever considered the historical and CURRENT situation of white Greek organizations banning, explicitly and implicitly any person of color? Like, do you really think that black universities which were started because WHITE PEOPLE DID NOT WANT BLACK PEOPLE AT THEIR SCHOOLS were just going to wait to have a Greek House when a white person showed up? Are you new? Are you real?

What non-existent problem did you make up in your head for saying ‘black guy’? You think ‘white girl’ is racism? You think [adjective][noun] is racism?  Your poor, delicate feelings. Have you ever had a white girl call you a “Stupid nigger bitch.” for walking down the street, for asking for help, for being at the park with your kids? Have you ever had a white girl come up to assuming your’re the maid, when you’re leaving your mother-in-law’s place or that you’re the nanny when you’re playing with your kids? Have you ever had a white girl ignore you at a shop then fawn over other white girls when they come in? Guess what? THAT’S RACISM? Being called a ‘white girl’ is not racism. 

The benchmark for white bigotry is this, “If we had a white entertainment channel it would be racism.” This marks you as a racist, bigot, myopic, stupid and lazy. You know, the stereotype of the white American. Because no one with brain, no one who can actually think for themselves, no one who has actually seen TV would say that Fox New, the CW, the Hallmark Channel or any of the other 600 available channels which show 99.999999% white people is the same or less than BET. That one channel, most black people I know don’t even watch. 

So, you can be as pissed as you want to be, but you really just hung your ass out there repeating stuff that made no sense to anyone except other racist.

[milesjai-deactivated20190613]

[readtofilth]

I don’t think some white people realize what racism even is. You not getting a month or a channel or being called a petty name isn’t really racism, when from day one you’re basically treated better. I can’t speak from a black perspective (because I’m not black), but I can from an Asian perspective, which tends to not get any notice most of the time.

Racism is being complimented for my eloquence in speech. Racism is you assuming automatically that I’m good at math. Racism is pulling your eyes back or saying “ching chong” or saying we all look alike. Racism is being asked where I’m from, and saying “you know what I mean” when I respond “I’m from California.” Racism is automatically assuming the size of my genitals or thinking I’ll be subservient to you. Racism is being asked if I’ve eaten cat or dog on more than one occasion. Racism is growing up thinking you’re a freak because you don’t see any representation of your culture in any media portrayal other than maybe Trini from Power Rangers. Racism is not reading a book about Asian culture until the 10th grade (The Good Earth). And ultimately, racism is me adopting your culture and being raised as a white kid (ie a coconut) because it would be the only way for me to survive in YOUR world. 

Why do you need a white history month? To remind you of what you already know and empower you more? Why do you need a white entertainment channel? Are the countless other channels with shows and programs with predominantly all-white casts just not cutting it for you? 

It just seems to me that when white people complain about not getting this, or not getting that, that they fail to realize that the world they live in basically caters to them automatically. I know different cultures face their own problems, and that individual people have their personal strife, but to whine about something like this makes you petty, ignorant, and immature. 

[whopottermon]

Racism is saying but you look white.

[keybladesoras]

Yes you can play as female characters and no it doesn’t double the workload.

[whopottermon]

Ok stop. What if a game designer doesn't want a female character?!

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

So I just wrote this for my Math teacher and I felt it was appropriate. Someone’s got to speak out for us right?

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

Just an hour after I posted this a police officer took me to the office and they talked to me about this because my teacher turned it in. So I got in trouble but I refused to take the post down because this is so important to me. We don’t have many people speaking out against mental illnesses and we have to start somewhere.

[whopottermon]

You have horrid handwriting.

[fuckernickel]

In other news, the strongest trainers in the region no longer have to stand as they wait for challengers

[fuckernickel]

LOOK SHE GETS A CHAIR TO ON THE RIGHT

[civil-anarchy]

CHAIRS CONFIRMED.

[una-luna-para-cada-dia]

[kevinkinky]

The Fault in Our Stars was better than I thought 

[multipurposeflour-deactivated20]

nah this is breaking bad

[whopottermon]

Nah that's canceled.