erlenmeyer flask of baja blast

You can call me Indigo! [he/she 18+] Hollow Knight rewrote my personality years ago and all i got was this heightened reaction time Go to @waspspots for art

[fifteenpoundsofpissedoffbees]

Oh 2:15 Spillways bass line were really in it now

[thatlavendergremlin]

A reminder that this tumblr is not a safe place for any kind of bigotry.

You'll never be "too gay",

And be unapologetically queer 🏳️‍🌈

[clara-scintilla]

River fauna ⭐️🐟

All designs are closed!

[kidaaaaaa]

Bruh this mf is calling again

[cardo-de-comer]

comm for 2ilvervictory, thank you very much once again!

[cynautica]

kabedon ?

[galaxywarp]

you say you’re not scared and yet you refuse to enter my rendering distance

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[juunipupu]

Knight and a Second chance

[herpsandbirds]

Mauritius Ornate Day Gecko (Phelsuma ornata), family Gekkonidae, Mauritius

Photograph by Daryl Pastore

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Daedric Armor Scene

Concept art for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Art by Ray Lederer

[pariambod]

guess whos ass was beaten todaaaaaaay

[molabuddy]

viral friendsgames characters ranked by how much I'd want to keep one as my weird cute pet

lethal company guys. They are cute when they do a little dance but to me they are grown human(?) theys with jobs and shit. Not a pet

Peak scouts. They are cute but they are also just weird multicoloured children & children also aren't pets. I'd give them lollipops and let them play on my phone though

Big Walkers. Theyre so cute and theyre just weird animals .... thats birds. They eat seeds i think. Docked points because based on the landscapes they explore theyre probably human sized .. a little awkward

REPO bots. SO cute.. id definitely keep one and it would waddle around.

MECCHA CAMELEON hiders. Theyre literally small and cute. I want one. I would try to take it to the vet and it would paint itself the colour of my wall to hide from me

Amonguses. Need i even say anything. The perfect cutes weird pet

[dartmoorpixie]

[ryan-sometimes]

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

[halomancer]

On one hand this is extremely fucking funny, but on the other hand, it really boggles my mind how many people punish their dogs for just… doing the thing they were bred to do.

Your husky isn’t “hyperactive”, it’s bred to pull sleds for 8 hours straight and you have it in a 400 sq ft yard.

Your English sheepdog isn’t “pushy”, it’s bred to herd sheep, and you have neither to space nor the herd to allow it.

Your terrier isn’t “nippy”, it’s bred to kill rats and your hamster looks a hell of a lot like one.

Your Catahoula isn’t “mean to animals”, it’s bred to hunt any and all animals smaller than it, and you didn’t acclimate it to your cat.

Your Lhasa Apso isn’t “yappy”, it’s bred to bark at any tiny noise and alert watchmen to intruders

Like Jesus Christ, if you can’t provide an environment where your dog can’t fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Don’t get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????

[lemonsharks]

Both your most common doodle's parts (labra and golden) want to hunt and retrieve water birds so the best suggestion I can give y'all is congratulations on your new duck hunting hobby.

[safetytank]

#people will overlook the perfect breeds to suit their needs based on just their looks#and get a work dog because it looks cool

[queerb]

tags from @gnarlystarships because YEAH

[maggiedeshiboux]

@gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

Any time someone sees Herschel and says "AWWW I want a Corgi <3" (because he is Very Cute (TM)), I immediately reply: "Do not get a Corgi unless you have a job for it to do. They were bred to bully livestock across the hills of Wales. This is basically a Border Collie that knows he is cute enough to get away with murder. If you get one and it doesn't have a job, it will apply its livestock-bullying instincts to YOU. Herschel's job specifically is to help manage my crippling ADHD, because I don't have a bull for him to micromanage." This gets me odd looks at the home depot but it does get the point across.

[venustapolis]

Lightning (Luigi Russolo, 1910)