marry my bed

[xxyxt]

lou: just for me? don't i feel special now. lou: do you even hear yourself? you're constantly doing something i should be side-eyeing. you're not feeling anyone, irish. lou: i love every other part of you but not your cold toes. lou: i'm the perfect gentleman, thank u. lou: i can and i will, just watch me.

[whoran]

niall: very special hunny bun niall: WOW the audacity i'm gonna block this number now niall: hmmmmmmmmmmm fine fine fine i see how it is niall: i am waiting for it so niall: meet soon? x

[barbiepalvinsx]

barbie: busy lives that's prohibited us from crossing paths. it's a solid theory and makes both of us innocent, so i accept it. barbie: most things are better when said with an irish accent, ngl. barbie: brown for a few more years and then you'll finally embrace the grey?? barbie: if you're in LA, let's have dinner and you can give me the opportunity to talk you into letting the grey hairs stay xo

[whoran]

niall: as anything keepin us innocent i'm happy about it niall: remind me of that and i'll keep chattin' with a thick accent no worries niall: hmmm.. we'll see barbs, we'll see niall: damn breakin my heart girl, i'm in europe meself, not back to la for a while. niall: wait for me?

[fletchertm1]

us and cleaning just didn't happen.. the mcfly house was really not hygienic. but see from those ages and onwards you're figuring yourself out like everyone else; though in a different environment than most so it becomes difficult. i haven't been an idiot in awhile.. i might just do it for something different. my brain is not here.

[whoran]

ah yeaah that's nasty. i'm a bit of a... neat freak so i struggled quite a bit with the messy lads! i want things to be proper and nice, not stuff everywhere, y'know. was a proper grandma at cleanin' everything. i enjoy bein' an idiot. now and then. refreshin', if anythin'.

[naomiscvtt-deactivated20240502]

the way he shielded his sandwich from potential harm was nothing short of heroic. as for those who don't like bread, well, we must acknowledge their existence as well as their lack of taste. good thing that you can always find ways to sneak that bread magic into your diet while embracing the colorful world of nutrition. none, unfortunately! but i'm welcoming any that come by. what about you? any exciting surprises so far?

[whoran]

listen, it was such a relatable thing. i, too, would protect my sandwich. ya gotta eat and when it's the best sandwich? protect it at all costs. hence why i try and include it in all diets, all the time. mostly just been playin' festivals which is adventurous in itself! never know what's gonna happen when ya get on those stages. rain, chaos, or just heat, it's unreal. can't wait for tour to properly kick off.

[orlbloom]

Ahh yes, the good old Batman quote. I can handle the power though, I just don't know if it can handle me. Are you really in London as well? Then yeah, take advantage of me while I'm here and let's hang out.

[whoran]

... batman. i hope you're jokin' man or i'm takin' you out for a superhero night, damn. i'm a bit all over europe so, i'll take advantage of it. you might get me all hyped up from festivals but eh, that's a win for ya mate!

[chaeunwcos]

——- Is that so ? well , you play that guitar for me and i’ll consider that flirting -- hell , i think most would . who doesn’t like a cutie that can not just sing but play a guitar ? so hot ! exactly -- so i say , just do it , can’t go wrong really . you’re welcome , any time . shh , i’m still interested in spending time with you . i’m not going anywhere .

[whoran]

y'know, some people absolutely hate the guitar men! but i guess it's those that can only sing wonderwall and pretend to be as good as they are really not... but y'know, i try to not come off as a dick, bringin' the guitar out. aw, thank you, it means a lot to have a fellow organiser bitch to hang with!

[whoran]

oh my, i can see how that is just a tiny lil hell for you growing up... and still. hah, hilarious, what a woman your mama is. does she keep bringing up the same stuff over and over again as well? because that wouldn't surprise me. same, and then i will probably just... forget about it. i'm absolutely horrible at all times. i'm also in london, how lucky! let me take you out tomorrow, maybe?

[jamesfms]

whoran​:

oh my, i can see how that is just a tiny lil hell for you growing up… and still. hah, hilarious, what a woman your mama is. does she keep bringing up the same stuff over and over again as well? because that wouldn’t surprise me. same, and then i will probably just… forget about it. i’m absolutely horrible at all times. i’m also in london, how lucky! let me take you out tomorrow, maybe?

it was! i am still the victim. doesn’t help that i am so gullible so i make an easy target but still, it’s mean. she does. i no longer tell her if she is repeating a story, i just smile and nod and let her ramble on. i love her but it is just easier than her fighting with her own memory. ha, i love that. oh, excellent. tomorrow is perfect. 

[whoran]

ah no, i know that feeling, i am... sadly one that sorts out the gullible ones! i remember me and lou makin' a damn mess trickin' people back in the band. poor people. i'd blame it on being young lads but eh, still like that. aw you're a good daughter though, makin' her feel she's listened to! thanks for the company lils, it was great to get a fun evening out before the rest of the shows.

[haroldstylcs]

Heeeey! It is not, I'm always a phone call away, there it might be some delay in my response? Yes. But I'll still get back to you as quickly as I can so that means I'm here for you! Busy sometimes it's a bit of an understatement, not anymore! At least for a while, still to be decided how long. I'll make you work for it, and you know it, I've been sneaking a game here and there whenever I can, but I'd say you've been practicing more then I have, so you've got the advantage here, for sure. The whole shebang! Yes! 've got my hello lovers merch ready. You're alright!

[whoran]

hmmmm look at ya tryin' to be a sweetie. fine, i'll believe ya styles, but if i find out you're puttin' me on read and ignorin' me? i'll be draggin' ya through the mud! we'll have the best golf and tour time, and ya better be dressed from head to toes in me merch! you'll look so adorable, aw, sweetie.

[hailsfm]

you guessed right. you were a meme for a year ? boy, now you've got me digging even deeper into this whole thing. i'm starting to think you want me to laugh at you. is it because my laugh is so adorable ? you've ordered a special one from france ? the way my expectations just flew through the roof. you better not disappoint and become one of those 'maybe i should think before i speak' guys.

[whoran]

ugh, i need to learn to shut me mouth around you, don't know why i keep talkin' really! maybe hidden away deep i want your laughter at me, just to have you focus on me. could be that. i'd never disappoint ya girl, i'll sweep ya off yer feet and have ya think it's a disney movie goin' on! no worries there.

[naomiscvtt-deactivated20240502]

joey had a profound grasp of life's most important priorities. the siren call of a sandwich craving strikes again! it's like a harmonious chorus of flavors and textures that beckon us to savor every bite. you've hit the nail on the head – bread is a just fantastic creation. you've captured the essence of surprises perfectly. life without them might be functional, but it lacks that spark, that extra something that turns the ordinary into the extraordinary.

[whoran]

when he saved his sandwich when he thought it was a shootout happenin... i felt that. i truly did. there are some poor sods that don't like bread, can't believe it!! literally wish i could live off bread but people say i need ~nutritions~ lame! so have you had any fun surprises and events this summer then naomi? do spill!

[xxyxt]

lou: always lower your expectations with me. i like being able to surprise you xo lou: i'm side-eyeing you now. lou: i speak nothing but the truth here. your toes are icicles and you need to face facts. lou: hopping on amazon right now and ordering you all of them. you're welcome. lou: shut your face, horan. stop dragging me.

[whoran]

niall: fine, just for you then x niall: side-eyeing me? don't ever do that!! i never do anything worth a side-eye mate niall: you love me toes and me everything but pls gimme the socks i gotta love it niall: aren't you a gentleman niall: make me xo

[orlbloom]

You've given me so much power with this, I hope you understand. Anything I do, even if it's not related to you anyway, you're getting blamed for. I'm actually in London for the week, are you still in Ireland now? I might as well come check out your homeland while I'm on this side of the pond.

[whoran]

eh, mistakes might be made, i'll survive... hopefully. just don't forget that with great power comes great responsibility or what they say in the movies mate! gotta be careful there. i'm also in london, funny that. how about i sneak you away for a trip to the best land?

[hailsfm]

oh stop it. you know i'm not one to judge. i might laugh a little, or a lot, depending on the situation. you look sweet and cute and my laughing is all of your fault because you've brought it up. oh, am i now ? why haven't you 'wine and dine' d me yet ? where's the ring, the huge bouquet of flowers ? i could go on.

[whoran]

guess i did brought it on myself and i'll have only meself to blame, but it's good! we're fine, i'll survive this as well, i was a meme for a year because of it so you laughin' isn't the worst thing. i'm orderin' a special one from france, along with the biggest box of chocolates you've seen, duh. gotta make it perfect.

[chaeunwcos]

——- Thank you , it’s definitely taken time to perfect . flirting for me is about more than making myself possibly happy , it’s about making the other person happy . taken or not , interested or not -- flirting can make someone feel good . feel beautiful even if they don’t always think they are . it’s fine , we’re the lamest together . you’re the only person so far knowing how my organization is . great , i can’t fucking wait !

[whoran]

here i was focusin' on learnin' the guitar, def should've focused on the flirtin instead, i feel left behind. it absolutely can, feelin' wanted and seen for a bit, all good things. thanks for lettin' me brag about my organising and stuff, it was real fun. i guess that makes me sound lame but hell, it was!

[whoran]

keep the compliments comin', mate! feed my ego until it explode, that'll make me happy enough. bah, people don't know good dance. just keep doing the world a favour and dance, lucas, we beg for it.

[whoran]

keep the compliments comin', mate! feed my ego until it explode, that'll make me happy enough. bah, people don't know good dance. just keep doing the world a favour and dance, lucas, we beg for it.

[whoran]

oh my, i can see how that is just a tiny lil hell for you growing up... and still. hah, hilarious, what a woman your mama is. does she keep bringing up the same stuff over and over again as well? because that wouldn't surprise me. same, and then i will probably just... forget about it. i'm absolutely horrible at all times. i'm also in london, how lucky! let me take you out tomorrow, maybe?

[fletchertm1]

god i was 18 when mcfly started and us living together.. not a good look. oh i already had a personality but the thing was, it was destructive in so many ways. i thought you were talking about alcohol and not an actual milkshake. here i am on my own damn planet again. wow.

[whoran]

yeah man we were between 16-18, what a mess. we could absolutely not behave for even five seconds which was pretty obvious. i'm not sure if my personality is there yet!! keep makin' new ways to be an idiot. hah, oh man, that was hilarious tho, thanks for the laugh lad.