Make no mistake: I am, in fact, a monster.

The Handmaid aka La Diabla | 51 sweeps (presently) | she/her M!A: n/a ((semi dependent Handmaid RP blog may be NSFW, open to all partners. Side bar image by mskneesocks))

[adioscaballero]

fun prank 1deas for your mo1ra1l:

ha ha fooled you

m1ne’s omn1sc1ent

1t’s l1terally 1mposs1ble

she’s just way too smart

[preordainedpiracy]

H-uh.

[whorecle-blog]

//oh no, she legitimately blocked Mindfang, I'm following you back ooc.

[preordainedpiracy]

Finally.

[whorecle-blog]

y0u’re hardly believable.

[preordainedpiracy]

Mmmmmmmm, when you start courtesy, you receive it in return. However, considering you decided in 8attle……..

[whorecle-blog]

0h n0, what ever will I d0?

[preordainedpiracy]

It was in my likes, so for a troll who supposedly has supposedly infinite inform8tion, you were rather wrong a8out that one. I merely re8logged it for irony.

[whorecle-blog]

am I wr0ng, 0r are y0u just trying t0 c0ver y0ur ass?

but none the less, I believe I have already t0ld y0u n0t t0 rebl0g c0nversati0ns y0u were n0t a part 0f. n0 w0nder y0u are having n0 luck teaching the Summ0ner etiquette, when y0u can’t grasp the c0ncept y0urself.

[adioscaballero]

That moment came much sooner than the Summoner thought. He had also learned after enough awkward exchanges that he could, in fact, walk right in. There were no surprise visits with an omniscient troll.

“So are we gonna start off with balancing books on my head or just go straight to me eating soup blindfolded?”

He may have made that last one up like it wasn’t a transparent excuse to goof off and eat.

[whorecle-blog]

“why w0uld we be d0ing either 0f th0se things?” La Diabla p0ked her head 0ut 0f 0ne 0f the many many corridors in her hive. “I’m n0t giving y0u free licence t0 wreck my h0me.” 

She ushered him into a dinning room that had been sitting unused for centuries. With a wave of her hand the grand hall flickered to life, as if it had never been empty. “I th0ught this might be a g00d place t0 practice.”

[whorecle-blog]

@preordainedpiracy

w0uld y0u stay 0ut 0f my bl0g hist0ry, y0u creep.

[whorecle-blog]

can I just come clean about something really fast?

I don’t like RPing this character.

She’s not a muse, she’s a job I do to further Posh and Wes’s narratives. She has no arch of her own, she has no mythology of her own, and for the life of me, I can not come up with a narrative for her that interests me. 

I thought if I just left her alone for a little while I would come up with something, but it’s all just really stagnant.

[adioscaballero]

1 know 1 asked darkleer that same ‘can you bu1ld a robot you can’t destroy?’ quest1on 1000 months ago but these th1ngs are just really 1mportant 1n that 1′m really cur1ous

[whorecle-blog]

y0u are basically just asking h0w well he can f0ld steel.

[rideonruffian]

Man O’War 

[the-aries-witch-blog]

The Aries Witch ♈️ My Labradorite Wand has the most beautiful flash!

[geisha-kai]

January 2016: geiko Fukunao dancing with a veil during a special New Year performance at Miyagawacho by ta_ta999 - blog

Look at her pretty snowflake kimono!

[littlewickedthings]

The Opaque on Instagram

[socialpsychopathblr]

The Signs of the Zodiac from “Namsing Thanarit”

[dappledwithshadow]

Waves, by Hokusai

[semi-scientist-deactivated20130]

[sorakh28]

Usually I don’t reblog stuff like this but… WOAH.

I love this. I would totally wear this kind of stuff.

[featherbow]

@kveikjum

[whorecle-blog]

hey 1.. 1've tr1ed a bunch of d1fferent th1ngs but th1s et1quette stuff's not st1ck1ng 1n my head as well as 1 thought.. and 1'm not even sure what 1 thought to beg1n w1th }:p could you help me out?

0f c0urse, what d0 y0u need help with?

[adioscaballero]

1 guess just remember1ng the confus1ng n1tty gr1tty on what to say and not say, you know? all those l1ttle m1nute mot1ons?

[whorecle-blog]

alright, c0me by when ever y0u’ve g0t a spare m0ment