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Every day is a day for blasphemy with The Morning Star @blood-ichor and omega waifu jesus @blueeyedrichie

#klubhouse kids #are now #the holy trinity #aklsdhfasdklf

Fuck zodiacs, are you a “Richie talks to Bev about his feelings for Eddie” person or a “Richie talks to Stan about his feelings for Eddie” person?

#stan talks to richie about richie's feelings for eddie ghggf #so option 2 but stan made him do it cuz he just Knew

dragon-in-a-fez

apparently someone in Edinburgh has been updating the street signs for pride

ghostlydragonpainter

[ID: A street sign with a white background and dark letters on a building. The sign's raised letters spell 'BROUGHAM PLACE' but certain letters were strategically painted white so the sign now reads 'BRO I AM ACE'. /End ID]

infinemmonstrum

@whorefrombabylon

#bro i am so ace #thank you my equally sexy and beloved irl *blows kiss back*

updated so long ago but online? are you gonna post anything useful or just gonna get cobwebs?

ghostnebula

Playlist: our friendship 🥰 ~ cris

*cracks knuckles*

I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters

Jk jk

Friends by Hedley

Domino by Van Morrison

Cover Girl by New Kids On The Block

Karma Chameleon by Culture Club

AND I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters

💖

#love the mixed signals here ghghg #also these are all v good im adding them to my mental list of songs to have on repeat #my sweet little treat

valtsv

i think travel should be free if you're going to meet your internet friends. i dont care about the economy btw

blueeyedrichie

@whorefrombabylon

#your first tag so true babe #your second tag i cant believe its been so long and i need you to know ive missed you every day uwu #im fully kissing you on the mouth for tagging me in this btw #the eddie to my stan

blueeyedrichie

Oh? How interesting that you've been desperately wanting a gf lately! Naturally I must help you find one! And maybe you could help me! Mayhaps we come to a, como se dice, mutually beneficial agreement...now what would be the easiest and best and sexiest solution here I wonder... ~ the judas to your jesus

I think it’s obvious that the easiest and best and sexiest solution here is that we get married immediately. married gfs :)

#oh my god they were married gfs #me introducing you: this is my gf in a wife way. yes we're married no she is not simply 'my wife' we are married in a gf way #(youre the jesus to my judas babeyyy)#the eddie to my stan #in case it wasnt clear i accept your proposal and i am kissing you on the mouth with tongue :)

blueeyedrichie

You're adorable and I am always telling you mentally uwu ~ the stan to your eddie

wait when did u send this 🥺 what did I do 🥺🥺

whorefrombabylon

Dhhjhh you reblogged a post that was like "if you want to tell someone (me) that they (me) are adorable, do it now" or something like that and I was like, "well obvs now I gotta tell my best girl what's up"

#ily ❤️#the eddie to my stan

snoopyfriend

put in the tags of the person u reblogged this from if theyre a sun or a moon

#☀️

The punch to his face took Seth by surprise, but not enough that he couldn't throw one back. It landed beautifully, and he tried not to relish the sight of Stefon's tongue visibly poking at the inside of his cheek, soothing a new wound.

He failed; he could feel himself grinning maniacally. The answering rage on Stefon's face felt like a prize, and really, what else could Seth do but lunge at him and push him back on the desk, already biting at his neck?

They finally left the studio twenty minutes later, both worse for wear and achingly hard.

#for mako #drabble #godtina originals

Dear Losers,

So.

How do I even

The fucking clown

I know what this might seem like, but this isn't a suicide note. Then what the fuck is it, right? I could check off all the reasons why someone would kill themselves. I'm afraid, I'm tired, I want this to be over, I can't live with this

You're probably wondering

Stan huffed out a frustrated breath. This wasn't going to work. There was only one thing to do then.

"Babylove?" He called, even as he stood to make his way to their room. "There's a trip I need to make."

#godtina originals #drabble