Who's THIS twink?

Kieran//27//not your dad

[flurenscent--adolescent]

[starlight-in-disguise01]

One of my favorite screenshots

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[theweight]

robbie: what's your superpower?

bob dylan: i lay big egg

robbie [telepathically to the band]: i can save us money on breakfast

bob dylan [telepathically]: egg no for sale

[univer-salll]

[theweight]

all laid by him personally

[barstoolblues]

simon and garfunkel, often referred to as the dan and phil of folk rock,

[beemovieerotica]

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

[beemovieerotica]

it's worth adding that my mom is chinese and she always gets embarrassed by this. like she doesn't want to come to the restaurant with us. she doesn't want to be seen with the white man she caught plus the fish that her white man caught. everyone who works at the restaurant thinks my dad is awesome and compliments him + her for choosing him and we all find this very fun except for her.

[bobdylanyaoi]

found on pinterest

[carnival-phantasm]

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[anarchohannibalism]

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

[runby2]

I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence

[tweeterwilbury]

[zooweebaba]

it's not just baseball. it's majorly baseball

[iluvsatc]

[pagliahater]

[art-is-art-is-art]

Chekhov wrote it before Camus

[andysambcrg]

- Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul

[reslutcitate]

incredible scenes in josh johnson's yt comments

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

to me lady macbeth is just macbeth. and what you call macbeth? why, i know him as "guy macbeth"

[whos-this-twink]

I love my gf

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

jacking off to christmas porn on christmas day: arguably one of the most rock bottom experiences someone can have while sober

jacking off to christmas porn on christmas eve: suspicious but not unprecedented. why so eager ?

jacking off to christmas porn the day after christmas: i really wish you would stop using your body "ironically"

jacking off to christmas porn any other time during the winter: festive, sensitive soul, attuned to the changing of seasons & the zeitgeist-erotique

jacking off to christmas porn in the spring, summer or fall: transgressive, unbound by convention and condition, able to see beyond the manifest and apply the particular anywhere, at any time. might just have a christmas fetish -- but the line between these things is not as clearly drawn as some might wish