Blanket Buns

Naples, Italy Nat/17 She/her

[teen-witches]

[manilacity-moved]

@lunarlilacs

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

We like to think the internet within the past half decade or so has honed shitposting down to a science but racing horse names have us beat by decades

[zoreta]

This is a case of necessity is the mother of invention- for both race horses and purebred show animals, every.single.animal. needs to have a unique name for record keeping purposes. Imagine trying to come up with a cool username if you aren’t allowed to add random numbers and underscores- only pronounceable words. Now imagine that this website has had tens of millions of users, and even after someone leaves the site their username can never be recycled. WELCOME TO PEDIGREE SHITPOST BINGO

[steelplatedhearts]

Pedigree Shitpost Bingo would make a great horse name

[chessys]

i need a silk robe and a balcony to wear it on

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

when u have to pee but someones in the bathroom

[dotmatrixisms-deactivated202304]

What? What the fuck?

[lordran-man]

I guess youve never had to pee while someone else was in the bathroom

[dotmatrixisms-deactivated202304]

I have my own bathroom.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

when you have your own bathroom 

[ellenripleys]

watching a tv show and finding ur new fave:

[thenatsdorf]

Tough call. 

[hobisdaydreams-deactivated20180]

im tired of u fake ratatouille fans thinking the rats name is ratatouille 

[unfolllowed-deactivated20130301]

snorting coke

[michaxl]

was it really worth it

[thetrippytrip]

America in 2016. 3 siblings picking up their daily allowance of bottled water from the Fire Dept in Flint, MI. In 100 years this will be one a historical photo.

[intoxifaded]

http://www.unitedwaygenesee.org/flintwaterfund

In case anyone wants to help donate water to these children

[xnippon-otaku]

“Yeees Mom ! I study right now..😏”

God job friends. A new photo for yours like ❤️️

[icelandichorsepower]

Óskar frá Blesastöðum 1A 

[spanish-trot]

sooo in other news i need this horse omg

[sylferino]

[perrfectly]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ecodeuraibeu]

the stress is bad for the baby

original post!

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

[imguiltyofthis]

this is the definition of college.

[comic-canary]

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

[waluwadjet2-deactivated20180727]

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

[polywoggiest]

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

[chxpotle]