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wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response

trainthief

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved

business-as-usual-bats

How the public sees Avatar Aang

What he really is

old-and-new-friends

I see Cabbage Man is back on his anti-Avatar propaganda.

feministism

thesaltofcarthage

hello, 911? i’d like to report a mass mercy killing

whitepeopletwitter

jeaniefranklins

I’ve been laughing at “you kick her body like the football?” for days.

gallusrostromegalus

Me, lightly nudging Mochi out of the way so I don’t drop a hot pan or something similarly dangerous on both of us: Kitty, Please.

Mochi: I A M S O C K N O W.

ballsballsbowls

I HAD to know what Miette looked like and I was NOT disappointed

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invisiblespoon

You know you're European when:

They have to defuse a WW2 bomb in your city and nobody is really concerned because that happens from time to time.

margotapproves-blog

WHAT #noteuropean

lynnerdo

dude there’s entire fields in the west part of Belgium that just has a small “Watch out, mine field” on it, and sometimes farmers don’t know and put cows on it and they get blown up. Shit happens. #WW2

scienceoftheidiot

Happens because of WW1 (WW2 too but there’s less stuff left) in northern France too.

Almost walked on a non explosed pair of shells while looking for mushrooms.

scyllaya

I was born in a small town in south Hungary… they didn’t just find one WW2 bomb somewhere around the town… they found 1200 bombs right outside the town in 2014.

Yes, around 1200 German SD-1 fragmentation bombs… only found in 2014!

wordsformurder

I love those radio announcements. This part of the city, along with this highway and also, all trains going through, are going to be shut down on Saturday afternoon because bomb.

And all anyone bitches about is the detour they’re forced to take because if it didn’t blow up the past 71 years, they could have waited another week to defuse it, couldn’t they? Eugh.

pheuthe

there’s a flood? oh hello forgotten WWII ammunition in large quantities you go take a walk in the forest? oh hey WWII mine! kids play football in a field? good thing they didn’t kick that mine they found. someone actually looks through the old metal parts in a salvage yard? anti-aircraft mines! tbh nobody usually makes a great fuss because it very rarely actually hurts someone. but yeah until now I was always like ‘lol another one’ and never thought about it much XD

wolfvesinwinter-deactivated2017

There’s a roadblock in the middle of the city? Oh no worries it’s just a bomb. A whole block gets evacuated? Oh no worries. Bomb. #LifeinGermany

duncan-rohanne

same in czech… we literally have closed forests where no one can go, because mines everywhere and lol, our neighbor was building water well on his garden last year and he is digging and digging and then he hits something solid, surprise it’s a wwii bomb…

magog83

Here’s one being detonated in Yorkshire in 2009 (from WW2)

dshfgwrwfbdwawfuewgsfdbl

Wtf are you guys ok

damnit-bones-deactivated2018120

Yeah it’s fine, this shit is essentially gossip material and nothing more

elena-cat-empress-of-all-deacti

We had one in our city recently(ish). If I recall right they evacuated a student accommodation or something, and they watched it get detonated.

It was more like a social event than trouble.

kakumei-no-tomoshibi

You all sound so surprised that we still have some bombs around from being LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF TWO WORLD WARS.

nestofstraightlines

I feel like the US - and fair enough - don’t quite get how present and clear the effect of the world wars is in Europe.

Like I was in TK Maxx in Balham today failing to find any decent bras. As I went in I glanced around and noted not for the first time how there’s this really distinct break in the style of buildings along that road. This is why:

At 8.02pm on 14th October 1940 a German bomb was dropped directly on Balham Underground station. The torn-off shopfronts are where the TK Maxx is now.

My other stop before getting home was at the Lidl on the corner of my street. Why was there space to build a supermarket there in the first place? Because it was a bombsite.

London was a bombsite.

That’s every explosion in London during the Blitz.Around 10% of dropped bombs are estimated not to have exploded. They’re still digging them up all the time. Last year London City airport had to be closed down while two unexploded V2s were dealt with

There are areas in northeastern France which are still off-limits to humans because of the huge number of unexploded shells and mines the toxicity of the soil from World War One, called Red Zones.

War really fucks a place up.

xantissa

I feel like people really don’t understand the difference between a war some county is waging somewhere else and a war that happen right on top of you.

Any bit of grassland or field you dig in Europe or in my example Poland will yield you some ammo or a piece of a bomb within first 15 min of digging.

There was this American show about treasure hunters working with metal detectors that wanted to shoot an episode here looking for some meteorites. They gave in after the first day because the detectors kept wailing non stop. They found a lot of ammo and rusted out guns.

It’s not just bombs, it’s also things like : oh, bus fell into a hole!

The hole turned out to be a secret ww2 bunker that nobody knew existed that caved in.

nightwatched

Happened in my city and someone just picked it up and put on the bin

knuffeltrein

Back in 2011, they went to add a new part to my town. And shortly after breaking ground they found 4 1000 pound bombs. And then another five. That was literally like, a few hundred metres behind my house. So logically they pulled out the ignition. And invited ppl to come look at them. Before eventually destroying them.

As it turns out a plane want down there, and it dumped it’s bombs there in a line.

Later they also found remains of Neolithic settlements there

aerospace-agenda

a few years back, there was some construction work near me (as in, about 5 minutes walk away) that dug up about a 1-tonne bomb

it literally shook the house i was in when they detonated it, heh

there were also the times that my schools got evacuated because of nearby bombs being unearthed

lord-armitage

They found three unexploded bombs just off the coast from a nuclear power station close to my hometown

jambearie

bigdumbskeletons

kaijuno

I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off

nonlinear-nonsubjective

gahdamnpunk

It’s almost like the producers are the problem and the consumers don’t have much control over what they’re given 🧐

valtsv

fucked up that we don't make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore

valtsv

since when did THIS

become sexier than THIS?

skrambled

half of those are fanny packs

valtsv

while both are an example of bags worn on the waist, a leather pouch is NOT the same thing as a fanny pack and i will die on this hill

valtsv

catchymemes

medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated

LÖÖPS CAT IS STILL ALIVE

medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated

ninjamelissajulien

LONG LIVE LÖÖPS!!!!

rashemibabe

Who lies about something like that lol

gaylor-moon

LMFAOOOOO BYE

beaky-peartree

don’t forget the best part

homoslovenc

vikingfighter-deactivated201909

When someone uses an abbreviation and I have to look it up

i-hate-chick-fil-a

That’s how she looked

I adore her. She poisoned their soup (she was working in the cantine and was forced to serve the occupying nazis) and ATE the same soup to proove her innocence. Then she rushed home to her grandma who gave her a whole jar of milk to drink and throw up.