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with new pictures of Hayden Christensen floating around I keep seeing people saying 'imagine if Anakin didn't turn bad, the biggest problem for Luke and Leia would be that their dad is a dilf and all their friends swoon over him when he comes to pick them up from school'

and yes of course that's valid because Anakin would absolutely be casually leaning against his modified speeder with sunglasses on dressed in black like a model but please imagine the twins getting horrified by their friends drooling over him and going "dad you're not allowed to show your face at school now, mom will come pick us up" but HAVE YOU SEEN RECENT PICTURES OF NATALIE PORTMAN?

the twins have zero ideas how hot their parents are, they're just their lame parents, they don't realise that their mom has the face of Natalie Portman and the second their friends see her they're like "your father is a dilf and your mother is a former queen and the nicest AND hottest milf in the galaxy?? you guys are so lucky"

Leia is traumatised and almost shaking, saying, "this is the worst. I can't believe our parents are...." She makes a horrible gagging sound. "...Hot."

"I know, I can't believe it either," Luke groans.

"Next time we'll ask Obi-Wan to come pick us up."

"Oh good idea! It's not like anyone would find old uncle Ben hot!"

"Yes, that's impossible," Leia replies, relieved.

"Impossible!" Luke laughs.

gffa

#obi-wan comes to pick them up right after official jedi business gone wrong and didn't get time to change#so he shows up with wet hair pushed back and only dressed with a very form-fitting undertunic and leggings#the twins were not ready to deal with the absolute filth that went through their friends' mind loud enough that they felt it in the force#obi-wan immediately gets dragged away by the twins before he can open his mouth (via @obiwanobi)

short-wooloo

Eventually (after going through every single Jedi), the twins settle on Yoda

Good news: no one finds Yoda hot

Bad news: Yoda loves causing trouble and embarrassing his grandkids

forcedintostarwars

At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes

I love him so much

pianopadawan

Reblog if you empathize with Luke

stephendann

At Luke’s age of 19, Uncle Owen established the longest record of holding back the tidal forces of Skywalker bullshit, besting the previous record of 22 minutes set by Obi Wan Kenobi

taraljc

accurate.

elljayvee

Literally, Uncle Owen dies and Luke IMMEDIATELY gets into a bar fight (Obi-Wan beat his personal best, having lasted 25.3 minutes holding back Skywalkers this time), breaks into an Imperial facility & breaks out a prisoner, joins a gang, and destroys a space station, in, like, 3 days.

dduane

…What a scamp.

iamburdened

of all the changes Kenobi is bringing to canon, the one that keeps bugging me (because it hurts) is that Leia did not name her son after a great Jedi who helped save the galaxy

she named him after a man who, from the first second she met him, had been protecting her with his life, risking everything to bring her back to her family. someone who taught her about this mysterious force and showed her unbelievable wonders.

but canon Ben Solo hated his name ever since he was a child because in his eyes it came with the expectation of being this great hero when he wanted to be his own person, and in reality, Ben is a name that brings comfort and safeness to Leia.

mysharona1987

Never mind the “Who shot first?” stuff; THIS is the defining moment of the Han Solo character:

Everyone else was just like: “Oh, fuck: It’s Vader!” and standing around in shock and terror when Vader was revealed. Even Chewie.

Most people, I suspect, would have that reaction.

Meanwhile, Han’s first reaction, instinctively, in less than a second, was to grab a gun and try to flat-out end the guy.

He failed, of course. But God Damn if you can’t appreciate the effort.

mandatheginger-deactivated20170

Also, he grabs his girl’s hand. Not only is he going to end Vader, he’s going to do so while reassuring the woman he loves that this monster who tortured her won’t hurt her again as long as he’s there to do something about it.

mysharona1987

The point of this scene:

Han was nothing to Vader. Not really. Han was just a normal, average guy. Vader didn’t think too much of him.

“I have superpowers; you don’t!”

But then: doesn’t Han show more love, affection, guts and courage in this moment than any Jedi warrior ever could?

Thus, Vader is shown up.

cumaeansibyl

Attempting to kill an evil wizard with a regular gun is one of the most Han Solo things ever. I don’t think most people would even bother trying, because you can’t just shoot Darth Vader, right? Of course not. But Han’s gonna goddamn try it anyway.

mysharona1987

Yeah, basically’ Han tried.

Sometimes that’s all you can ever ask of someone.

kittykat8311

Just one of many reasons I love this man

deathpigeon

With Han, you never have to wonder, “Why didn’t he just shoot them?” Whenever you’d think that, he shoots them.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Han Solo is a practical soul and if he’s got the chance to just shoot them he’s gonna take it

morethanslightly

#ironically this turned into a thesis on why han probably shot first

statictay

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

dragonfox-in-a-teacup

It's called networking babe

youvebeenlivingfictional

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

recycledstars

You’re my present this year.

rainglazed

Y'all need to STOP

folgersincest

Merry Christmas y’all

write-on-world

Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

12b6

as a lawyer who’s been practicing for six years now I can say with certainty that this 100% applies to lawyers

johanna-swann

Me: My writing is so bad. :(

Meanwhile at Disney: Somehow, Palpatine has returned.

verified-villain-fxcker

Me leaving the theatre December 17 2015: Wow! I can’t wait for Finn to become a Jedi and lead a storm trooper revolution, and Rey to be a skywalker/Kenobi, and Poe to be a main character with development and lead with Leia, and Luke helping his sister lead the new rebellion and train Finn and Rey. And Hux and Kylo and Phasma are gonna be an evil trio! So much cool stuff is gonna happen!