Precious bean of awesomeness

These are the voyages of Captain Ellie Neurodivergent, nonbinary, queer. 30's. They/them.

[forcefemdemonprincess]

I love tits

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[wherelibertydwells]

[prenbyw]

Spoon in the shape of a fish. Carved from some Sycamore I found just outside Wivenhoe, Essex.

[hinako-supremacy]

op i love your fish so much i made it a png

they are now a school of fish

[teaboot]

Posts that prove that despite about 300 thousand years of technological development, humanity at its core hasn't really changed all that much

[babushkaat]

[babushkaat]

[swoony-spoonie]

When the brain fog kicks in..

[fayriequeene]

[leonordchoem]

im singehandedly repairing jewish-goyische relations through my outreach with my facebook friends

[aerialsquid]

I briefly forgot there were normal humans named Elijah and wondered why this person thought they were getting messages from Actual Prophet and Messiah-Herald Elijah the Tishbite.

[findingfeather]

….yeah me too.

[lireavue]

Me three.

[star-anise]

Imagine getting visions of someone else’s holy prophet and having to text your friends like “….what am I supposed to do with that?”

[library-graffiti]

I have not laughed that hard in so long I literally cannot remember when.

[wow-a-real-blog]

@apocrypals

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of following mama’s example

[thickness-protection-program]

Dang rip America

[karlyboyyy]

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[myrinthinks]

So I'm an archivist and a few days ago I got an email from a 15-year-old girl wanting to know if I've got any material on the only still-existing old mill in town (you've got to imagine this mill not like a quaint, stereotypical windmill the likes of which Don Quixote fought against but rather like an industrialisation-era factory).

I wrote back and asked if she needed this for a school project or for something else where there's a deadline looming, for the simple reason that the more time I have, the more in-depth I can go with my research and the more material I'll be able to get for her.

And she answered that no, it's for her personal use because she's interested in abandoned buildings in general.

And, like. What an absolutely excellent hobby for a teenage girl to have. I bet she's the coolest person in her class and I hope that no one ever gives her a hard time about her interests.

[whichcouldmeanothing]

"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11

[cha0ticlesbian]

You get to the first layer of hell. limbo. you walk onto the game changer set. Sam Reich is there…. it’s time to count the rice.

[americangirlstar]

you guys know those digital circus keychain blindboxes that are charater-specifc but just come in different outfits

american girl. i have a pitch for you. i will work for doll brushes

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]