Precious bean of awesomeness

These are the voyages of Captain Ellie Neurodivergent, nonbinary, queer. 30's. They/them.

[nenekira]

[gingik]

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[cricketandmouse]

They’re passive aggressively cleaning each others faces in the banana bed rn

[cricketandmouse]

peace and love on planet earth….

[eclipseofthemoonnn]

warm n sleepy with friemd in banana bed.

[animals-with-fan-art]

Added to the collection by @starathsbunker

[charlesoberonn]

Sumerian Veteran: *has severe PTSD but doesn't know it because the term won't be invented for another 5000 years* I fight the same battle in my dreams every night and my relationship with my family has fallen apart.

Sumerian Healer: *saw hundreds of veterans with the exact same affliction before* You're cursed by desert demons.

[mr-elementle]

actually we have recorded texts of sumerian warriors describing symptoms that closely match ptsd, and the diagnoses was not desert demons, but rather "Those dudes you killed are still attacking you with their ghosts because you killed them"

[soppsop]

i just thought itd be funny to draw a realistic image of my cat in tomodachi life

[soppsop]

lo mas chistoso es que este es Gatito

[timekiller024]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Yup! Only $50 for this realistic kitty!

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[sunmied]

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

[syrren]

A comic adaptation of Zoe Leonard’s “I want a dyke for president” (1992) 

[itberice]

It'll take some time and it won't be easy, but eventually people in this century will remember how to care. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Part 1"

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[only-cat-memes]

[trippiest]

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

[gayofthefae]

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

[analog-delight]

hello trans girl who hasn't worn a dress or a skirt in a while. if you have one, i would like to highly suggest wearing a dress or a skirt. if you're anything like me, you may have forgotten that wearing a dress or a skirt might make you happy! if you could, for me or for yourself, just try it out

sincerely, a trans girl who managed to forget she likes skirts 💖

[analog-delight]

let's go ladies!!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

[dragon-in-a-fez]

if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry

[qwanderer]

Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[diagnosed-overthinker]

love it when people link wikipedia pages instead of explaining the point. The url alone conveys so much disdain and contempt. Here is the information you desire, i found it with ease.

[aidashakur]

Wishing you a relaxed nervous system