I'm the Hero!

I'm the Hero! No question about it. The name is Alfred F. Jones, a.k.a. HERO! 19, American, AWESOME! I'm just the best goddamn hero nation in the world! This is an independent blog for America. Not a multiship blog so if your character dates mine know that Al will only love them. I do not own Hetalia or any of the pictures/videos. All rights belong to their respective owners.

[brightmouth-deactivated20230417]

I think.

Look. I think fanfiction just absolutely rips because the stakes are so low.

I am literally just Out Here making dilfs pine and yearn and cry. I am making gal pals kiss on the mouth. I am mashing messy little trios together and daring them to figure themselves out while I watch with unbridled glee.

Nobody is paying me. Nobody is expecting anything of me. I am audacious and I am free. Viva la fucking weird, baby, make that shit sizzle.

[brightmouth-deactivated20230417]

This seems to be going around again and I love everyone in this bar 🥳

[kiyomimooon]

does anyone else completely ignore the queue option on tumblr. i’m here when i’m here

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[betty-draper]

JIJI IN KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE (1989) DIR. HAYAO MIYAZAKI

[pengosolvent]

Edit: the title for this comic is “Puzzle Rat” this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

[pikaole]

Fluffy sea pancakes

[la-paritalienne]

[caramel2005-deactivated20211009]

[turbotrout]

do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

[mylifeforfun]

#’glad i got outta that one’

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[kosmo-mckogane]

And anyway, whats the point of giving Allura dark hair and eyes? She already has dark skin and they made her black anyways, isn’t that enough? Just because you’re insecure about your features doesn’t mean you have to project them onto a character and make her look bad

hey quick question

who here thinks allura looks beautiful w dark hair and eyes

[promisetoloveyouforevermore]

this goes so hard

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

i love it thanks

[punk-jaskier]

I can’t stop thinking about how “ABBA but shredding” is apparently just Queen, which is the best news ever tbh.

[neil-gaiman]

who even are you. like what did you write

I have no idea. Let me see if anyone else in this ask place knows.

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

he was in arthur.

[telebisou]

you're thinking of Jill Eikenberry; I think this guy was an astronaut of some kind

[asingerofdreams]

that's Neil Armstrong, I thought this guy was in How I Met Your Mother

[neil-gaiman]

That's Neil Patrick Harris. I think this might have been the playwright who wrote The Odd Couple.

[merinnan]

That’s Neil Simon. I think this is the musician who wrote Sweet Caroline.

[hils79]

That’s Neil Diamond. I think this is an astrophysicist

[oneiriad]

That’s Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think this is a river in Egypt.

[omgpurplefattie]

That's the Nile; I think this is the Irish guy who made the movies "The Crying Game" and "Interview with the Vampire".

[stripedsweatergirl]

No no no, that’s Neil Jordan. I think this is the English author who helped write Good Omens.

[aphony-cree]

You’re right! This is Terry Prachet’s tumblr. Good job everyone

[cuddlydemons]

ok I love this meme but like

Neil Gaiman actually was in Arthur.

[neil-gaiman]

This is true.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[odinsblog]

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

[spookyold-saintjm]

I will probably reblog this every time I see it on my dash because it’s absolutely stunning

[onyxai]

This is literally insane. How did you have the patience. Tell me your secrets o’ art god.

[maybevillage]

botw 2 inspired me to finally get cracking on all my botw ideas! this one’s a ganon-centric au on whether we become what we are expected to, amongst other fun things

[official-lucifers-child]

why do so many animated hugs look like the coldest, most uncomfortable embraces ever?

[official-lucifers-child]

two people in a cartoon: *hug*

me:

[noodles-07]

Meanwhile, Stuido Ghibli:

[official-lucifers-child]

now THATS a hug!!! look at the movement!! look at the the arms and the closeness!!!!!

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

Can we make this a Studio Ghibli hugs appreciation post?

Like this one! The joy!! The pure happiness and delight!!!

[official-lucifers-child]

yes yes yes

[elendraug]

[onewholeagarjelly]

[deathcomes4u]