It's None of Your Onions

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[theforcesource]

Poe Dameron in The Last Jedi(2017)

[babyanimalgifs]

why is my pencil talking

[setheverman]

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects

[expected-chaos-deactivated20181]

Not to be dramatic but it’s only fucking Wednesday

[boltgsr]

IMAX UPLOADED THE MUMMY TRAILER WITH HALF THE AUDIO CHANNELS MISSING AND CREATED 40 SECONDS OF UNDILUTED COMEDIC PERFECTION

[newhologram]

Shit like this is why I could not stop laughing in film editing school. I would have to leave class because I was in tears whenever I had to do sound.

[withyouinspirit]

@voynichs

[netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz]

“NO” IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER

[melthehoneybee]

I talk about this every time the trailer plays at my theatre

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

[ladybender]

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[themadcapmathematician]

This is the first time ive seen this meme used and it wasnt only in character but also literally sounds like actual dialogue from the series

[wewerealltoblame]

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sports1137]

[theshitneyspears]

Me: gonna be so productive! 

Netflix: 27 dicks were spray painted on 27 cars & nobody knows who did it 

Me: you have my full undivided attention.

[charlavail-deactivated20210902]

This vegan baking show is unreal…

[st3phascope]

what on earth omG 

[grandtheftautothree-blog]

is this a cult

[gayboomhauer]

IM GONNA FUCKING PISS MY PANTS

[keyblack-hl]

I was watching this thing with the sound off wondering what on Earth the audio could be to cause this kind of reaction and nothing could have prepared me for this

[romanvelvet]

That last comment made me watch it with the sound on and I regret it

[tacomel420]

cursed post

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“How bad could it really be?”

*turns on the sound*

“What the HECK?”

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

[polishhammer83]

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They don’t know. They don’t know about the salt and pepper diner.

[iamnotlanuk]

Also is he implying that people fuck to “It’s not unusual” and “What’s New Pussycat”?

[a-cumberbatch-of-cookies]

Either that or Tom Jones fathered millions of children.

[lunarkittens]

fuck puberty the real sign you’ve entered adulthood is going from fanfiction.net to archiveofourown 

[st-chair-deactivated20220103]

japanese vs finnish

Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love

Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking

[patthepatpat-deactivated2020051]

japanese vs polish

Japanese: daisuki - I really like you

 Polish: daj suki (you say it the same way) - give me bitches

[cali-cocaine]

this is good

[embyrr922]

I’d just like to add, see how they behave when they’re angry/frustrated/exhausted, and if you see something that concerns you, wait until they’re calm, and then talk to them about it.

My husband used to yell when he got frustrated, but after I explained to him that I found it upsetting, he stopped yelling and started consciously working on asking for help before he got to that level of frustration.

When I’m upset over something, or just in a bad mood, I tend to withdraw. My husband explained to me that it makes him feel like I’m mad at him, so now when I need some space, I’ll tell him what I’m upset about, or that I’m in a bad mood for no particular reason, and I need to be alone for a little while.

See your friends and partners at their worst, but don’t assume that their worst is immutable. If someone loves and cares about you, they’ll try to accommodate you to the best of their ability.

[ladylike-foxes]

^^^^ This is the best advice I’ve ever seen on this site, and it is so important. Communication is everything, and is 80% of the reason my husband and I have such a healthy, strong, and supportive relationship.

[thegeekburger]

A master post of all the hurricane events I’ve seen so far. Tag yourselves.

[hardcoremagicalgirl]

[mieudiary]

Sweet Lily

[iansimpson]