Bi And Ready To Die

My name is Jugemu-jugemu Gokōnosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoroni-sumutokoro Yaburakōjino-burakōji Paipopaipo-paiponoshūringan Shūringanno-gūrindai Gūrindaino-ponpokopīno-ponpokonāno Chōkyūmeino-chōsuke.

[himbotheninth]

sorry i'm just thinking about a cat who gained sapience in a complete hellscape and has to put on mask after mask to survive, capitalizing on her charisma and show experience while knowing any vulnerability could get her killed or could be exploited for cheap entertainment and how terrified she is to be abandoned by her person

[jumpforthebeef]

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[autistic-michael-queerler]

*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy

[autistic-michael-queerler]

*regular guy walks out, completely unaware anything is happening*

[relelvance]

[threedollarsdotcom]

just tried "apple" for thje first time. i thought the only food was honey bun

[waterboarding-deactivated201705]

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

[gondwana]

[oneheadtoanother]

[gaynfl-moved]

[threedollarsdotcom]

whipped cream dollop didnt turn out how i wanted so i will be hurting people

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[sourdough-seal]

writing is easy actually. all you have to do is tell people what happened

[enjoylentgreen]

[wigglesdtuff]

skypiea robin you will always be famous

[dogpuppy]

[sovietnam]

[onlinebeast]

And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏

[onlinebeast]

Uh Oh

[rainbow-dash-the-ultimate]

I got a bad feeling about this

[onlinebeast]

You and me both Rainbow Dash

[pilss43]